Joke:- The Dangers of Viagra

TopTen


Joined: 15/04/2009
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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 11:13

A man went to the doctor's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.

'Why not?' asked the man.

'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.

'But I need it really bad,' said the man.

'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.



The man said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'



The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but

you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'



On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor’s office...his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked, 'Good gawd! What happened to you?'



The man said, 'No one showed up.'

cooper


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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 11:24

Very good )

cooper


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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 11:25

Very good )

racoonchic



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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 15:14

oops back up to the top

denizen



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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 15:37

so who broke 'is arm then?

taraakadli


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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 17:53

lol denizen ..u r joking right? lmaoo

spider


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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 18:01

Good one TopTen





Oh 44 can be a hoot







Spider,X

DutchCrusader



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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 18:35

RE "joke" in msg 1, TopTen: Only 4430 times put on the Internet. Plus your great contribution on C44 of course. You and NN are the Internet and board polluters. Is there really nothing that interests you in Nothern Cyprus? I think so, because I've not read anything Cyprus from you yet.

▶ 4430! times: [ http://www.google.com/search?q=A+man+went+to+the+doctor%27s+office+to+ask+for+a+triple+dose+of+Viagra&hl=en&num=10&lr=&ft=i&cr=&safe=images&tbs= ].

nurseawful



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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 19:19

All joking aside 'Viagra' very dangerous drug to take especially if you have hypertension! (high blood pressure)



Chris

deputydawg


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Message Posted:
10/02/2011 19:28

Me finks Dutch is too aggressive and testeronic. Should try and break his arm now and again as it might make him smile !

racoonchic



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Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
10/02/2011 19:39

rangers should ave ad a bit and we could ave f...ed the celts good and proper ...no surrender