Why are Grandmas so clever? (Joke)

Linnyloos


Joined: 30/11/2008
Posts: 483

Message Posted:
14/02/2011 18:53

I was out walking with my grandson. He picked up something off of the

ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him

and

I asked him not to do that.



"Why" my grandson asked.



"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's

dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.



At this point, my grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Grandma, how do you know all this

stuff?? You are so smart."



I was thinking quickly and said to him. "All grandmas know stuff. It's on

the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a

grandma."



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently

pondering this new information.



"Oh....I get it! He beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be

the grandpa."



"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/02/2011 19:48

Excellent.... ).

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
14/02/2011 19:54

That made me smile and remember this one Grandmas are little ANGELS.



My dad know knows everything but my Granddad know it all.......and has known it longer.







Spider,X

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
14/02/2011 19:55

'You can tell a lot about a person by their car.'

For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman.    

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
14/02/2011 21:22

My grandchildren bought me a plaque for my kitchen "Grandma's place where all her cupcakes are sprinkled with love"