Gnomes Valentine outing

birdman



Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 690

Message Posted:
16/02/2011 23:06

All Garden Gnome owners, Plus Woodland Gnome owners, Desert Gnome owners, and wandering Gnomes are informed that there will be a Valentine Gnome gathering (At therequest of Gnomio !) at Freddies Bar at 1pm Thursday 17th February 2011. Female Gnomes are welcome even if they are notoriously shy and only come out at night.

For the uninitiated, Gnomes live till they are 400 years old but are in their prime at 200 !

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
16/02/2011 23:37

Must be ageism !! Your never too old for a bit of action !!!!

stellasstar1



Joined: 02/07/2008
Posts: 1519

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 08:21

Prefer elves myself, because as long as you've got you ...elf, your ok.!

emineden1


Joined: 22/12/2008
Posts: 512

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 11:13

was going today but flu has struck. Gnoming back to bed. see you next time

birdman



Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 690

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 11:48

When Gnomes have babies, they always have twins !

Sometimes they go travelling on their own but normally when travelling they are stolen and taken away by thieves !

It's also not true that they are all bought from British Gnome Stores !

There are several types of Gnomes, from Garden gnomes to woodland gnomes but there are also Desert Gnomes. These are sand coloured and are normally called Gnomads !

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 21:35

birdman dont forget the fishing Gnomes and also the Gnomes that buy their own postcards and stamps. They travel by plane or train too, the backpacker Gnome Sounds like fun Boy do I wish I was a Gnome instead of a Spider it might not make any difference if I could spell or not...as I could still send a postcard home







Spider,X

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 21:39

Dwarves are often born with an extra toe.



It's a little gnome fact. )

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 22:07

No gnomes here - to many fairies at the bottom of the garden...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 22:23

A spokesman from Macdonalds said “ We like to employ gnomes because they have a good sense of humour and they make the burgers look bigger”

newscoop


Joined: 23/12/2007
Posts: 2197

Message Posted:
17/02/2011 23:10

I've seen this mob in Jessic, as the writer in Cyprus Today said,



it's almost impossible to work out which is which, the Gnomes or their keepers.

Hippo


Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070

Message Posted:
18/02/2011 05:10

The trouble is the keepers when they have had one too many don't know when to go Gnome

birdman



Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 690

Message Posted:
18/02/2011 09:32

Asian Gnomes come from Outer Mongnomia !