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negativenick
Joined: 10/11/2008
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17/02/2011 18:09 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 8 in Discussion |
| Posted on behalf of his nibs, as he doesn't have a computer (or central heating for that matter.............)
Guy is sitting on the couch and has been flipping the TV between golf and porn while his wife has also been sitting on the couch reading a book. After a while she gets really annoyed and snatches the remote from his hand, puts it on porn, puts the remote on the coffee table and tells him "leave it alone, you already know how to play golf". |
Enrico
Joined: 07/12/2008
Posts: 209
Message Posted:
17/02/2011 18:30 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 8 in Discussion |
| A man says to his wife, :Get up to bed at once".
She replies "Oh you sexy beast".
He says " No, not that . The footer is about to come on the tele". |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617
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17/02/2011 20:03 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 8 in Discussion |
| Women bloody drivers! I was behind one on my way home from work and she indicated to turn left and what does she go and do? She actually turns left!
How am I supposed to prepare myself with these bloody mind games?! |
Tootie
Joined: 28/08/2008
Posts: 2037
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17/02/2011 20:13 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 8 in Discussion |
| I went to see a psychic last weekend and she told me that I'd be coming into money. Last night I sh*gged a girl called Penny! Spooky or what?. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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17/02/2011 20:58 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 8 in Discussion |
| My wife was just counting all the 1p and 2 pence pieces out of the copper jar, when she started shouting and getting all angry for no reason at all.
I thought, she's going through the change. |
Tootie
Joined: 28/08/2008
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17/02/2011 20:59 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 8 in Discussion |
| I woke up this morning at 8 and I just knew something was wrong. Got downstairs and the Wife was face down on the Kitchen floor, not breathing. I panicked, didn't know what to do.... ....then I remembered McDonald's serve breakfast until 10:30. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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17/02/2011 21:11 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 8 in Discussion |
| I can't help but think there is a correlation between the increase in womens rights and the global financial problems. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008
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18/02/2011 19:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 8 in Discussion |
| Whenever we go anywhere in the car, the wife insist on directing me using a map. It takes five times as long to get anywhere.
That's what happenes when you use the SatNag. |
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