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pussycatuk
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25/09/2008 15:44 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| Following the problems in the financial sector in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. |
Coachie
Joined: 29/07/2008
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25/09/2008 16:35 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| Velly good joking Misser Puddytatuk..... |
jackeen
Joined: 25/06/2008
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25/09/2008 17:16 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| A really good one thank you |
Baspinar Bob
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25/09/2008 18:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| Pussycatuk
You failed to mention Kamasutra bank is f...ed
Bob |
pussycatuk
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25/09/2008 19:49 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| lol...good one |
ataturk
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26/09/2008 20:47 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| as long as it isn't one of the turkish banks cos we would all be in the s...t |
Coachie
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29/09/2008 13:48 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| baspinar bob..msg 4.. in more ways than you can imagine..... |
Coachie
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29/09/2008 13:51 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| perhaps XL should have changed there Icelandic Bank ...There assets were Frozen... |
ROBnJO
Joined: 30/06/2008
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29/09/2008 14:08 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| Rumour has it that BOS, LLOYDS & HALIFAX are going to be rebranded as 'BOLLOX'.
Their logo will be Howard, wearing a kilt, riding a black horse! 
rob |
w26kay
Joined: 14/10/2007
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30/09/2008 15:40 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| What's the difference between an investment banker and a seagull?
A seagull can still make a deposit on a ferrari. |
Lemtich
Joined: 15/02/2007
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30/09/2008 22:05 | | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| What's the collective noun for a load of bankers?
A wunch!
Lem |
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