complaints page.....

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 14:59

Anyone want a moan...

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 15:02

No point in moaning Jock1 nobody listens!!!



Chris

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 15:09

You need a good birching Jock , that should give you something to moan about

Simbas

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 15:18

Give Yorkshire their bridge back. It will not fit across the Clyde !

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 15:37

msg2 Yes maybe, but they like to read about it...



Msg 3 promises promises.....



Msg 4 heard it was scousers....

denizen



Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 388

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 16:51

Give Yorkshire their bridge back. It will not fit across the Clyde !







Should be ideal then, who want to cross the bleddy Clyde.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 17:25

Glaswegian's...........or to the benifit to those who dont know...someone from Glasgow.

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
14/03/2011 23:53

no point in moaning , no bodys listening ? unless its about a dug ?

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:15

..........a dug???? Is this someone with a spade in his head?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:22

We don't get any moaners on here Jock. )

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:25

Q. What do you call a man in Scotland that doesn't have a dog?



A. Douglas



Navek

Agnes


Joined: 11/04/2009
Posts: 81

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:38

nice one Navek

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:47

Good one Navek.

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 00:49

Q. What do you call an Englishman with a seagull on his head?



A. Cliff



Navek

parkes82uk


Joined: 22/10/2010
Posts: 75

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 03:19

What do you call a French man in sandals?

havalı


Joined: 28/02/2011
Posts: 55

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 03:48

an ıdıot

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 10:17

Or Phillipe Folope



but I prefer answer 16!



H

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 15:50

Thought this was a complaints page! ....well Iv got a big moan ....



Today its so hot here in GB that I am digging the garden in a tea shirt!!.... A tea shirt bought for NC weather NOT here .... Grrrrrrrrrrr moan moan moan ..

halffull


Joined: 26/01/2009
Posts: 571

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 15:56

Where's all the usual whingers??

Their own thread and no sign of them, they'd rather ruin someones thread!!

Dizzy - 24 recorded on my roof today, lovely day here in NC, loving it.

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 16:05

ooooooooh, its just not fair is it , moan moan moan, why should you be able to sit on your roof enjoying a glass of wine I bet, lounging around in 24 deg, whilst I am ruining my new tea shirt, perspiring and working in this heat and no swimming pool to cool off in. Tomorrow it may be raining and you will still be enjoying yourself ..... GRRRRRRRRRR rrrrrrrrrr.

mamachina


Joined: 22/11/2008
Posts: 730

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 16:13

You could be living on top of a mountain in Scotland and then you could be making a snowman! Then you wouldnt need to moan about being hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 16:40

Paddy with a flack jacket on ........................Rick O'shea









Pakistani with a flack jacket on.....................Petang

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 17:51

yes well living on top of the mountain in Scotland and making a snowman is fun!!!!!!!! moan moan....

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 17:55

Woman with one leg shorter than the other - Eileen

Irishman buried in a bog - Pete

Guy with no arms or legs in the swimming pool - Bob

Guy with car on his head -Jack

kaiserphil


Joined: 14/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 18:22

Chinese woman with a limp? Irene.

Irish double-glazing salesman? Paddy O'doors.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 19:29

Not enough moaning here...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
15/03/2011 20:15

Stop moaning Jock! )

LaptaMike


Joined: 07/10/2009
Posts: 1679

Message Posted:
17/03/2011 01:46

moan moan, sun went down over my upstairs balcony too soon today. I only went slightly pink. At least the dog, Efes, liked it. (The bugger has nicked my sunbed and made it his own. Kept barking at me when I got on it.)

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
17/03/2011 07:52

LamptaMike. Hey partner, ma hoss tells me, "hence the expression, laying Doggo". Perhaps he is barking for poolside bar service from you ?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 08:40

(sigh) Looks like its going to be a lovely day...however i do spot a couple of clouds.....

pollymarples


Joined: 08/08/2010
Posts: 1778

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 09:10

What goes ha ha ha ha ha thump - a leper laughing his head off. sick or what!!

2bfrank


Joined: 27/03/2011
Posts: 10

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 09:54

The sun is shining the sky is blue beautiful day, complin no not I

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 10:19

I have a complaint. How come Dutch Crusader is allowed to flaunt a forum rule, when someone else did it a long time ago and got suspended?!



7. New Topic Titles

Use a title that describes the content of your post. Do not use all caps or special characters to draw attention.

Do not post one-word titles under any circumstances.





DD

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 10:49

What do you call a man wearing a raincoat?



Mac!

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 10:49

What do you call a man wearing 2 raincoats?



Max!

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 10:50

And Finally what do you call a man wearing 2 raincoats in a cemetary?

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 10:51

Max Bygraves!

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 12:34

Just a wee cheer up....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pI_AgT7I1I&feature=player_embedded

mamachina


Joined: 22/11/2008
Posts: 730

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 12:41

What do you call a man living between 2 houses/buildings?













Ali

wackyjim



Joined: 04/06/2007
Posts: 760

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 13:05

jock....when life gets you down no point in complaining just get your ass off to NC and hey presto as if by magic all your troubles just disappear!!!!!!!!!!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 13:08

Live for today

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 13:42

Jim..



Bill every Day !!!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 22:27

I have a complaint and have no idea who to complain to so may as well do it on here, after all it may will get into the Cyprus Today ! I know why we did not put the clocks forward this morning but why did they just not set the school exams for the Monday morning ? They could have even just given them all a pass and saved on all the time it takes





Spider,X

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 22:31

I wanna complain because the clocks went forward - I had to get up an hour earlier............

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 22:37

me and the missus were making love last night , i said to her why dont you moan more , she looked up at the ceiling and says that could do with a paint ?

parkes82uk


Joined: 22/10/2010
Posts: 75

Message Posted:
27/03/2011 22:37

We put our clocks forward arrived here in NC thought we were late for breakfast but found we were on time after all! Lol x

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
06/04/2011 09:31

Hope the weather is better today....

newlad



Joined: 02/03/2008
Posts: 7819

Message Posted:
06/04/2011 13:34

Moaning bloody Jocks.Have one for me matey,



Paul.

johnerebus



Joined: 15/05/2009
Posts: 72

Message Posted:
06/04/2011 13:58

When working in a London College I started, The Breakfast Moaning Club. To join, a person had to bring along a minimum of 3 good moans (there was never a shortage of things to complain about working in college) and over breakfast the talk could only be moaning. We laughed ourselves silly, set ourselves up for the day ahead and knew we'd be back tomorrow. Very therapeutic. Go for it!

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
06/04/2011 14:27

Thunder here in Lapta.



Hubby gave me his flu



And now it looks as if it is going to rain!



That enough moans for the day?



Chris