Humour! Great TV and Radio unintended Double Entendres

Oilman


Joined: 19/09/2008
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Message Posted:
02/10/2008 21:47

The top 12 (unintended) funniest double entendres ever aired on British TV and Radio:





1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'



2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'



3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'



4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'



5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'



6. Carenza Lewis about having to find food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'



7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to snow (and didn't), turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!



8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'



9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'



10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'



11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'



12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
02/10/2008 22:39

Great post Oilman

Oilman


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Posts: 225

Message Posted:
02/10/2008 22:41

I thin we share the same sense of humour. Hope I've not offended anyone. Tee hee hee!

Oilman


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Posts: 225

Message Posted:
02/10/2008 22:45

Maybe the best double unintentional entendre was the one made by Peter Duncan on Blue Peter. Jiohnny and Fnny Craddock had been doing cookery lesson on how to make perfect Ring Doughnuts.Summing up after the culinary instruction Peter said "Well thank you Fanny and Johnny and all you children watching I hope your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's!"

no1doyen


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Message Posted:
02/10/2008 22:49

you couldn't make it up, could you? Classic!!

Oilman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 225

Message Posted:
02/10/2008 22:50

Wonderfu; stuff and it isn't only Coleman who cocks up!