JOKE......Not a very good one

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 21:45

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 21:48

was it like a mexican wave ?

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 21:50

Very similar rowlo only there were no Mexicans )

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 21:51

I think so rowlo, only a small wave though.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 21:55

Doctor: "Ok. Bend your knees."



Crrrrrraaaack!!!!



Doctor: "No! The other way."

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 22:03

I would Kill for a Nobel peace prize...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 22:09

I've just bought a CD album about about British Rail. The music is cr**, but the album cover is mint.



There's some fantastic tracks on it.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 22:19

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball.... Jaun on Jaun

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 23:23

.....................No1 - yes as your 'subject' says.............................

rowlo



Joined: 12/10/2008
Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
29/03/2011 23:29

leave him blackbird , he is the best mod , dont kill bill ?

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
30/03/2011 00:47

The missus was watching a cookery programme the other day.



I said, "What you watching that for? You can't cook."



She said, "You watch porn."