Great News about Negative Nick

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 11:46

N.N. returns, he wanted to keep it low key, I have been privvy to this for while, but having known N.N well for over 20 years, respected his wish to keep it under wraps.



He has spent a period of time in Thailand, but has now returned to T.R.N.C. .



He has realised it is such a bad place after all, and is looking forward once again to life here.



Good Luck N.N.

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 11:48

And this has definitely got to be an April Fool.





Naughty naughty Lee.



Chris

R.C.T.Man.



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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 11:48

Nick please do not forget my Thai whisky you promised me.

gotavilla


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Posts: 175

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 11:58

Why is he coming back? Did he catch something nasty?

Geoff1131


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Posts: 276

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 12:01

When i read the heading, i thought you were going to say that he had decided to stop posting!!!!!!!

YFred


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Posts: 1471

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 12:39

Having posted all the negative stuff here, he should have his nose rubbed in it like a good little puppy when it does it's number twos.

You know I am only joking NN welcome back to TRNC, It will not be long now couple of years and I shall join you guys but I intend to move to the ROC and sign up as unemployed and wait till they give me my land back. They can then house and feed me me and my 7 wives and 18 kids for 6 months.

JohhnyLee


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Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 12:45

R.C.T. Man yes he did bring your Whisky, we opened it last night after we got back from the airport.



He is resting at the moment and staying with us for a couple of weeks whilst he gets sorted,



We do not have the room for his girlfriends 2 18 year old sisters, and my wifes getting bit funny because they are both size 8/10 and good lookers,



Does any one have a spare room please.? They will do a bit of house work and stuff in return.

Harold2555



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Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 13:16

Stuff??? Na KA?

martinD41


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 13:27

Oh come on JohhnyLee! I think NN would rather be in Bilston than here

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 13:33

N.N. was never too fond of Bilston, However he does like Quarry Bank, and Cradley Heath.



Cradley Heath, a small village approx 5 miles from Dudley, can anyone name 3 things it is famous for. ?



In Fact there are quite a few,

martinD41


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Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 13:40

The "Anchor" for the Titanic, And people speaking with strange ascents

martinD41


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 13:49

Lee slightly off topic, but I am in ore of your charitable efforts

Jovial_John


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 14:11

I have a spare room in my rental - unfortunately I am in Bangkok.

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 14:38

mess 10 - cradley heath....



Port Sandwich Shop in high st



Cradley Speedway (alas no longer with us - but still remember the "smell" of the place)



and



Cradley Heath Kawasaki centre - one of the longest est'd "kwacker" dealerships in the uk





And a big thank you for Johnny Lee and Jan for letting me stop with them until i sort my own gaff out (thats said - if ismet is around - can you fill me in on "squatter's rights" here in the TRNC ?).......



oh - and it's great to be back...............





nick nack padywack - thanks johnny lee for giving me a home.............

DoctorW


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Posts: 334

Message Posted:
01/04/2011 15:18

There's nothing wrong with Bilston - except it's close proximety to Wolverhampton

martinD41


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 15:28

And it's famous Market?What do you reckon Lee

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 15:35

How about the 'Stump' and the 'Trumpet'?

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 21:06

Well done you lot, MartinD41, thank you for your kind comments, A few of you must have some knowledge of the area,



Cradley heath Top Marks, but no ne mentioned the Plaza ball room, they used to say that if a band had not appeared there then they had not made it. Stones and the Beatles plus all the big names venued there.



Titanic and speedway ( the Heathens) top marks, Also a well known Market. But no one got the Majestic with its massive pipe organ,



Bilston The Trumpet, what a jazz club, and also a very good market.



My great and great great Grandads worked on the Titanic chain got a big photo of them, the one that Holts Brewery used in there first pubs,



Very Interesting chatting to you people. Next time we can do Dudley. Thats my birth palce.



Martin D41, I couldnt do the charity work with out support from you people. Thank You.

martinD41


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 21:09

Your welcome

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
01/04/2011 21:51

Looks like a lot of blackcountrymen (and women?) on this forum. 'Ommer um Craedley'!!

Dixie Normus


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Posts: 820

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 07:35

Hey Nick, Wots the costs for a fat wrinkly old git to live with a couple of Thai birds these days, H, was asking.



D.N

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 07:49

mess 21 - about 3 quid a week - including laundry..............

Dixie Normus


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Posts: 820

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 08:27

Cheers Nick, Book me a ticket and extra baggage for me incontinent pads, r u ORGANising a celebration lunch during your brief stay with your new found fortune.



D.N

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 08:46

mess 23 - ok no probs - what you doing with the existing model ?? - be suck a shame to send to the knackers yard having given years of loyal service....

JohhnyLee


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Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 10:10

Yes a bit of a get together at Swell Bar Alsancak. N.N. says he will buy the first round.

joesoap


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Posts: 8

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 10:51

when is he at swell it would be nice to meet he who makes me laugh so much ?

rigsby


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Posts: 912

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 12:01

I know something the black country is famous for.They are the tightest business people i have ever dealt with.Tighter than Scotsmen or Yorkshire men.I did get a good deal from the Kawasaki dealer though.

Dixie Normus


Joined: 22/02/2008
Posts: 820

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 12:14

Msg 24, Puttin the old model up for grabs at the the Chesire Homes raffle after a cylinder resleeve, head job, and tyre removals, should make the homes a mint. Giz a call for a pint, are yer still sellin hot phones, have some punters lined up.



D.N

tattlad


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Posts: 479

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 12:32

What's up NN have you just realised that 1 into 2 doesn't go

R.C.T.Man.



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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 12:58

Ref Msg 7.

Thanks for that m8 xxx

tattlad


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 13:04

Hey NN is that right you brought a dishwasher and cooker back with you

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 13:43

Blackcountry people are the salt of the earth - just don't call them 'Brummies' as you are likely to get your throat cut!!

tattlad


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Posts: 479

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 13:44

Msg 32

They're all yam yam's

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 13:56

Yes Message 32, you are so right I ve got nothing against Brummies, In fact I quite like Birm City FC .



Also Birm was a top place for crumpet and clubs,a great City,



But to me they all talk like they have just had a good Kick in the Nuts,, and the blokes sound a bit strange aswell,



But I am a Wolves supporter, so have a strong dislike of West Brom.



Infact its all just abit of banter, we all get on fine really, except on match days,



There are a few of us going to meet at Pine Bay for Wolves West Brom soon, and it could be a crucial game.



But could some one please convince Baggies fans, your the Dingles, and WE had Liquidator first.



Just get that off my chest.

martinD41


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 14:00

They are also amongst the most skilled craft's people you will ever find.... Walsall in particular is a World Famous saddle making Town to this day ...."Yow core get a betterun" anywhere in the word,"Theym the Dogs dangley bits old pol"..........l

mikelapta



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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 15:25

Oh hell,I thought he had been banned,and in the sin bin with Hans

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 15:36

If god had wanted to give the world an enema - he would have shoved the tube in Wolverhampton

martinD41


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 17:22

And put the emptying end in Essex...............

Lilli



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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 18:14

martinD41, you crack me up, reading your post I was even saying it in a brummie accent. Brough back many memories of my time ther, Remembering the Opposite Lock, The Elbow Room, Annabells etc. Those were the days.

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 18:16

Message 38: I think your right - I've been dodging it ever since I came down here.

martinD41


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 18:26

msg39 Lilli ..Thank you, although I have not lived in Birmingham,I had a labourer once from Spark Brook,I have been to the "Elbow Room" during a visit to my cousin..and the Belfry(Mayfair Club) And have met Roy Wood in Guernsey,and Justin Haywood etc..Good old Brummies they certainly make you feel at home Wherever you're from....Love em

rigsby


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 18:34

Lilli,What about the Gary Owen,Mallarkys,I lived in Brum for 28 years and even married one!

martinD41


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 18:41

There used to be a night club in Wolverhampton I think it was called"The Top Of The World" memories fade with age.....And when your an Islander a long way from home with a bunch of Hard Drinking Brummies it's even harder to "MIND" as we say back home

JohhnyLee


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Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 19:32

MartinD41 Top of the World was Stafford, approx 18 miles away, maybe you are thinking of the Laffayette Club, what a place, I think its got a website. Or if not lots of mentions on google,



What year martinD41?

DoctorW


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Posts: 334

Message Posted:
02/04/2011 19:38

I remember the Lafayette and the Catacombs. I think the Laf changed it's name later to Eve's.

Lilli



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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 19:38

Gosh Leee you have brought back more memories for me. The Laffayette Club. Had some good times there x

martinD41


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 19:56

JL .Msg44 I guess 68 /70ish Good club ,you had to barge in and "Fight" your way out...Good fun at the time ....

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
02/04/2011 21:44

I've still not forgiven those damn Wulfrunians for annexing the Peoples Republic of Bilston in 1966

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
03/04/2011 01:35

No Eves was a new club on the Staford Rd. just outside w.hampton. The Laff. went on to become a casino.



I met Jan in the Laffayette Club. (and lots of others) and plenty of first nighters

rowlo



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Posts: 4796

Message Posted:
03/04/2011 01:52

i thought his old uncle percy had smashed the 4.2m dish over his heed?

negativenick


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Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
03/04/2011 10:40

mess 5 0 - no rolo - sold it with the house...........