Hippo on the loose in Igaz

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/04/2011 10:29

We understand that a Hippo was seen barging around in Hoots last Friday evening.

Apparently, the poor, crazed creature, feed alcoholic beverages contrary to good practice, became confused when an urgent call of nature caused him to barge into the Ladies WC which, unfortunately, was already occupied by a lady customer, part way through her ablutions.

Following this, a fracas ensued in the bar between the Hippos keepers and the family and friends of the lady in question.

We urge you not to approach this Hippo, if he appears to be worse for drink, as he can get out of control quite quickly and for no apparent reason.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
05/04/2011 10:43

i'll give he place a wide birth...............

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
05/04/2011 10:56

Sounds dangerous

dusty48


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 258

Message Posted:
07/04/2011 09:19

is this the same hippo found hovering around toilets at the golf club and the Marina

gwhiz


Joined: 07/04/2011
Posts: 26

Message Posted:
07/04/2011 09:30

Is it tapas on a friday @ hoots ?

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
07/04/2011 09:34

msg 4,



It's his age - never strays far from a WC in case he gets caught short.