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LaptaGeezer


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 09:32

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Just been given a tip of the Grand National tomorrow



The horse is called 'V Neck'









by all accounts it is a good jumper!!





eager


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 10:42

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Dusty Carpet will take some beating.....or go for Mr Fisherman for a place!



Geoff1131


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08/04/2011 10:54

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I've just had a tip from a mate of mine who knows the trainer, and he said to bet Green Dye, he said it will run well.



Geoff1131


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08/04/2011 10:58

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Get on Politicians Expenses, you are sure to be on a winner.



Earlybird


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08/04/2011 11:19

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For anyone placing bets I have been reliably informed, choose the ones that run well on firm ground.....remember UK has had the good weather it is us that have had the rain! I'm only passing the message on, not that I know anything about horse racing! But then isn't the National anyone's race?



Earlybird


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08/04/2011 11:20

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...and yes I DO know the original thread was a joke!



jock1



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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 11:31

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Good tip for ayr 3:30...open the window.



DoctorW


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 11:40

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Some great tips there. But I would avoid V Neck. It may be a great jumper but has got no stamina, its sure to pullover.



martinD41


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 12:30

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"Tripod".....Not fast,but very steady on his pins ...



No1Doyen


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 12:33

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My money's on the winner. You can't lose. )



DoctorW


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 13:27

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Tripod sounds like the horses I bet on - 3 legs.



The only way you cant lose is keep your money in your pocket!



blondie35


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 13:43

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I'm going for Creosote Kid "Good over the fences"



jacroy1


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Message Posted:
08/04/2011 16:00

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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn’t have enough money tabaccer.



Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise? The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!



Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” Who wrote it? Major Bumsore



What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!



What is a horse’s favourite sport? Stable tennis!



shrimp


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Message Posted:
09/04/2011 12:34

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how about tank top, it is an excellent wee jumper..............



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