"Faggots and pays" restaurant opening soon.......

negativenick


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:10

OK the cats out of the bag - Garry Monger's missus and Garry Monger's Mum, Flo Monger's new restaurant will be opening shortly in Asunjack.........



"Faggots and Pays" will sell traditional "black country" tucker, with generous "monger sized" portions - and absolutey no kebabs whatsoever......



The best seller is likely to be roast pork sandwiches on crusty bread with monger special recipe gravy and stuffing - as many of you will know Mrs M and Flo used to own the Pork sandwich shop in Quarry Bank high St for several years and people used to travel for miles to taste their wares...



Also on sale will be Flo's famous bread puddin, groaty puddin' , tradiional black country "italian" pizza, to name but a few...



And of course, the best sunday lunch you've ever tasted........... -



Opening day will see Ting and Tong do their musical tribute to the "cheeky girls" - but of course, ting and tong are better singers and thinner (and a dam sight better looking....)

negativenick


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:11

And don't forget the Fagots and Pays unique guarantee:



"if you are not 100% happy with your tucker - hand it back to Garry Monger's missus and she'll eat it............"



You can't say fairer than that.....

Pipie


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:23

split siding stuff !! more please ?

Pipie


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:28

Just for you Nick !!





Our Anuk, if I wos to go and peg it on this hole would yow get married again?"



Anuk said, "Cors' I wouldn’t."



His missus said, " Knowin yow like I do, I'm dam sure yow would."



Anuk said, "Okay then, being as yow've gone and asked me, I would"



Her then asks him, "Would yow let her sleep in our bed?"



Anuk replies, "Cors' I would."



Finally she says, "Would yow let her use me golf clubs?"



To which Anuk says, "No, cus hers left handed."

Ralph96



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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:29

Asunjack......... ????? Is that in Thai Land.

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:40

What about the pork scratchings?

negativenick


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:45

mess 5 - is that he funniest thing you can come up with bloke ??

wanderer


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:51

Presume yowl hav latest copies of the Bugle to read

Is it possible for yow to get sum bathams or holdens golden to wash down them fagots & paes ?

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 11:52

Rather have a pint of Bonkses mild

wanderer


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 12:07

bonkses mild been goin down the suf of late pity that ) ) )

wattys


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 12:10

How many black country lads on this forum.

May not be a bad idea to get a few barrels of bathams sent out

birdman



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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 12:25

I suppose Fred and breakfast is out of the question?

waddo


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 12:35

Are those fresh pays, garden pays, mushy pays or just plain old frozen pays?

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 13:18

If the Bonkses has gone down hill I will certainly substitute it for Bathams or Holdens. Havent had a chance to drink either for ages.

Bishop


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 13:27

it could be a hit, as long as it does not leave people feeling Queer !

Woodspeckie


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 13:39

They have to be musical fruit i.e. mushy pays.

DeaconB


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 14:21

Ar cor tell what yo lot am on about.

keithr


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 14:40

Cor,trotters and gray pays.....with loads of Ma Pardoes.....



Bostin ar kid !!!



Baggy Boy yam yam.

bigOz


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 14:48

Where exactly? When? Holw much? and will "negativenick" be doing the stand up comedy show? (ıf so, I shall definitely be there regulary!

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:25

Meet your girlfriend on a Sat.morn at Birdcage Walk, and then off down the Odeon Castle Hill for the Saturday morning pictures, all for a tanner.



Best Pint of Bank's Bitter, in the 70s, The Summerhouse, Gospel End.

negativenick


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:35

mess 20 - whats that got to do wiih he price of faggots ?

wanderer


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:37

Had a double vodka in The Summerhouse, Gospel End one Sunday 1975 and went up the bonk to Sedgley and married the misiss went by there an our agoo to get her birthday cayke for her birthday tomorow

keithr


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:42

Me ma used to get them from a butcher up the Lye,great big uns they was....

keithr


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:44

http://www.blackcountrybugle.co.uk/Home/

keithr


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:49

Faggots n pays....







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU

wattys


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 15:57

Im an Old Hill mon, not the same place now, no industry most of the pubs are gone, neg Nick knows all about the Old Hill area.



My aunt used to live in Staion Road no 15 name of Horton.



Marsh and Baxters faggots

Hansons Beer,

Taylors crisps,

Marlows cakes.



Maybe someone remembers Burton & Delingpooles, coincidence my neighbour in NC lived in Manchester but used to visit the factory small world.



If any one still in the black country lets have a meeting to drink some decent ale, any one up for it.

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:03

NN 10 Points then if you tell me the name of the well known Faggot Shop In Dudley, and the Pork Sandwich shops in Dudley, Cradley heath and Brierley Hill,

glenda


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:22

please post the date of opening sounds great. thanks

bigOz


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:29

What is a "faggot shop"?

Careful!

Would that be The Crooked House in Himley? or perhaps The Vine in Brierley Hill?

bigOz


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:32

Erm... Can someone please explain what a "faggots" or a "faggot shop" is in UK, for the benefit of our puzzled American friends who may be reading this forum?

wanderer


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:36

Its like an oatcake shop but sells faggots

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2002/12/faggots.shtml

do you mean the glyne arms and the bull and blader

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:42

I think our American friends will have a completely different take on faggots. Luckily no one has mentioned eating a faggot and having a fag!

wattys


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:44

Bellfields pork sarnys.



Wanderer

Fives ways ( widders) down gornal, best bathams around see you there for a vessel even if your a dingle.

mrperfect


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 16:59

yam mekim me art blade, the lotayow. Was Born at the Corbett and raised in Lye. Best Pint o Bathams used to be at the pub by the old station, the name eludes me, used to be in there when the old golds were at home every week. Anyone know? When I left the uk Bathams couldnt supply demand and you had to get to the pub for opening on a Sunday to get a pint. The Bell in Trysull was good too.



Anyone remember the Dudley earthquake?



Gills faggotts are great. I Still 'import' scratchings to TRNC when possible.



Best BUTCHER in the Black country - Bridgewaters.



I could go on and on.....................

gooligan


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 17:03

I remember the Dudley earthquake,it caused £15 million's worth of improvements.

bigOz


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 17:19

So do I! Felt it 300 miles away! Jumped in bed after a loud thud, thinking a lorry ran into the front room wall!

wattys


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 18:02

Bathams is still rationed to a degree, pubs are only allowed so much they cannot increase there orders, can,t make it quick enough, still only £2.80 pint.

wattys


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 18:06

Just been told Aynuk was sacked last night from helping out at the Sally army soup kitchen, all he said was hurry up for gods sake you got no homes to go to.



My dad always said women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your tee ready.

Lilli



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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 20:18

Blinkin heck Big Oz The crooked house in Himley now that has really taken me back, spend many a night there. I cant remember if you had to be drunk to go in or to come out. \you lot have given me such a laugh I am ven reading them with the accent, youm all bostin xxxx

bigOz


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 20:33

I can't remember now, but I think we were on our way to Manchester (or Liverpool) transiting the area, to visit some friends of a friend, but it was on a rare occasion when I got drunk to care, and starving mad!

atumpy


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Message Posted:
14/04/2011 21:46

My partner was born in mary stevens hospital stourbridge mom and dad live at the lye we think that opening a shop like that will be great when and where ,please post directions and date

wattys


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 10:01

Hi Lilli



Am yo a black country wench

Lilli



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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 10:05

Hi wattys, not by birth. I lived in Kidderminster, went to school in Hagley. Spend my good times, Stourbridge, Clent Birmingham. Cradley. Whampton. I loved my time there. Loved the people. xxxx I know all the clubs in brum , Even worked at the Dirty Duck in Harbourne for a time. xx

wattys


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 10:20

Lilli



i will have to call into your place next time over, maybe we could get a few other black country folks together and have a vessel or five.



It seems there are many locals in NC or have property there.

wattys


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 11:18

Hi Lilli



When you lived in Kidder did you ever go the the Wharf at Holt Fleet, I used to run the dances ther on a Friday and Sunday night.



Top acts on a sunday night for 5 bob entrance.

Lilli



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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 13:27

Hi wattys, my stamping ground was Stone Manor, Chateau Impney, The Whittington and the clubs in brum. I have been to the wharf a good many times, very good it was too. God thats brought back memories. The good days xxx

rigsby


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 13:43

But Lilli,Did you ever go to the best steak house in Brum? The Gary Owen.

mrsgee


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 18:22

Music to me ears.........I woz born n raised in the Lye.......the pub by the old station ....maybe that woz the Windmill.....it's still theer....or might av bin the Swan with 2 Necks.....



NegNick.........it's Grorty Dick.........



Regularly pop back to sample the Bathams.



Hubby born in Quarry Bonk........can't beat the black country folk.....

keithr


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 19:37

Grorty Puddun..



My nan used to make it,3 trotters and a bag of yellow pays,salt and werter,cook for 2 days...then heaven !!

keithr


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 19:41

Anybody remember Firkins Bakery in Black Lake ???



I lived very close to there,just at the back of Johnsons rolling mills ????

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 21:24

Message 33 Yes Bellfields, suprised no one got the Faggot shop, Flemings, in Hall St. Dudley.



I knew the Holt Fleet, My dad used to take his speedboat on the severn before the days of speed limits. and there was a slip very near that pub.

Whistler


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 22:14

Can someone please say if and when this restaurant is actually opening, also where it is. Thanks.

Brinsley


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 22:25

Msg 1

How long did you spend in Thailand? Chasing the the pink Lira and opening a gay bar/restaurant may work, 'faggots and pays', they normally do as they are cash rich!



Richard

Pugwash


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Message Posted:
15/04/2011 22:28

Whistler it is not a serious thread in the way you think.

negativenick


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 03:41

mess 54 - you talking hogwash, pugwash ??

negativenick


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 03:43

mess 53 - brindersley old fella - any chance you cold tell us what language you are posting in, so i can wang it onto google translate..........



i'm getting more sense out of Garry Monger's pet gerbil............

DeaconB


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 14:15

Bin it openin or bin it bay?

wattys


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 16:37

How many folks

wattys


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 16:38

How many folks on here are from the black country

JohhnyLee


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 16:52

Theres a few of us I reckon, But how Black Country, What Area ? Ive got the Photo here in our hall of both my Great, and Great Great Grandad, making the Chain for the Titanic,



It was normal to drink around 35 pints of beer on a shift.

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 19:59

Bilston born and bred, starting life in Stowlawn and moving on to Bradley. I consider myself a real blackcountryman.

resso


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 22:22

eh yo lot.my mate is from Dudley and yome doin his head in with all these pubs and them bostin sandwiches.fust one to open a pork sarnie shop should be made president

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 23:02

How about a 'blackcountry night out' in TRNC. Starring Aynuck and Ayli, to initiate all the non blackcountry folk in the ways of 'Gods Country'

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 23:03

How about a 'blackcountry night out' in TRNC. Starring Aynuck and Ayli, to initiate all the non blackcountry folk in the ways of 'Gods Country'

DoctorW


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Message Posted:
16/04/2011 23:04

Sorry about that, the old 'trigger finger must be twitching!!. Still its another way to build up posts.