Money laundering in north Cyprus

dreamer


Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 189

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 09:55

How many guys out there who have wives that do not check pockets before putting trousers and shorts into the washing machine resulting in paper money being recycled and returned to pulp I have had this problem for years also have problems with odd socks a matching pair is like winning ten quid on a scratch card !

LaptaGeezer


Joined: 01/06/2010
Posts: 407

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 10:02

Waits for deluge of replies from women telling you to check the pockets yourself when you put them in the wash........

Navek



Joined: 01/06/2008
Posts: 2656

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 10:03

Hi dreamer,

Happens all the time with me, notes usually come out fine

But if I've been working on the car etc,

tissues are all over the place :-(

Navek

Markyboy



Joined: 05/06/2010
Posts: 228

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 10:04

I've had money washed but it never turned to pulp.....thought notes were waterproof??? However, as for socks.....my wife always gets the blame but she says the washing machine ate them......which i found out to be true as when cleaning the filter last time, i found 2 socks, an assortment of nuts, bolts coins and of course the under wire from a brassiere....no wonder my missus walks around as if she's lop sided

Earlybird


Joined: 28/04/2009
Posts: 816

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 10:39

It's the Gremlins nick the socks! Only one of a pair though.

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 11:17

dreamer. Ever thought of doing your own laundry?

janjin



Joined: 10/04/2008
Posts: 488

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 11:22

Hi Scott,

I once washed my husbands tracky bottoms, he was sleeping off a night shift taxiing.

All his takings - a roll of notes - were put through a wash!



I though it was funny the thought of laundering money but husband didn't see the funny side, as first.

All the notes were fine they were even tumble dried.



But as you say tissues are a different kettle of fish ....

Markyboy very funny comment

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 11:23

Off with one of your feet That will sort you lot out...........They do fit either foot ! My granddaughter has this problem back home with her very busy mum so she has decided to make her mark in life being the girl that loves to wear very bright and odd socks. Bless her for making things easy at home







Spider,x.

Newdude


Joined: 10/04/2011
Posts: 10

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 11:28

If your paper money turns to pulp after you wash it then it most likely counterfeit money. Just sayin...

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/04/2011 14:44

Regularly I am told that I am wearing odd socks and I simply respond that I have an odd wife with odd washing day habits who also has plenty more of the same odd pairs at home for me ! However, I do sometimes manage to get my left shoe onto the left foot and the right shoe onto the right foot. When 5 children were at home there were no bounds to my fashion displays and street cred !