The off topic thread

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:02

Post about anything here, it can't go off topic therefore won't be closed for that reason.



I have had a pretty crappy week at work, feeling p!$$ed off and over the moon it is Friday.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:04

Had a nice day.

MaggieAndBernie



Joined: 26/07/2008
Posts: 2012

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:05

Ha ha ha Roomy - and we could always start a book on how soon it'll get closed!

Marion


Joined: 06/03/2011
Posts: 1816

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:07

Member of the 'THIF' Club are you Roomy. Areyou also a member off the OGIM club as well?

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:09

Well Roomy,



Please share with us what you do for a living so we can commiserate with you!

Lawyer................No



Doctor.................Na



Politician..............Definately no



Teacher...............mmmmmmmmmmmmm



OK give in!



Chris

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:09

Been waiting for stone all week and when it turned up it started lashing down.

The only good thing to happen was that the site knowall had us spend two days preparing and setting steel in the wrong place Hahahahahahahaha...his face was a picture, it will provide us with laughs for weeks to come.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:11

Just finished a round the world trip

it was ok for a holiday

but wouldn't want to live there

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:20

No baby sitting this weekend which is great.

Roomy


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Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:23

Grocery shopping tomorrow may induce increasing back pain, I might have to give it a miss

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:24

Roomy did the video Pink F*** Perfect worry you ?





It scared the living daylights out of me I lost me choc ice.







Spider,X

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:27

Nope, the missus is a big fan she's been to see her a couple of times and her music can be heard blasting around the house quite often, I like Pink.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:32

Will it rain tomorrow?

where you are ?

Anyone

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:33

Forecast for showers here in Northumberland.

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:35

But the video was something to watch..





Are you bringing your wife over with you..I might like her if she likes Pink..



Email me after Aug 18th. Mr Spider might like her too lol..





Spider,X

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:35

message 12,



I would safely place a bet on the fact that it will rain tomorrow................ Any takers?



Chris

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:36

Thought the video rather disturbing myself... No wonder people go mad ... watching stuff like that... its not nice, surely there are more pleasant things to watch than that sort of rubbish, if any one posts a video, please post something nice....

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:40

Any one here drive a Ford?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:40

I bought some Koi Carp last week , they were only little diddy ones.



The following day i found that my Shed was gone along with all of my Powertools and Lawnmower , all of the clothes off the washing line had vanished and my brand new Discovery had gone, as well as the Fish.



I rang the Aquarist where i bought the fish and told him what had happened and he said "What do you expect ?, they're Diddy Koi Carp"

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:42

any one keep elephants for guard dogs ?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:43

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender ;

"Hey, do you have any bannana beer?"

"No" Replies the Bartender

"I could really use some, sure you dont have any?"

"Im positive"

"Are you definitly sure you dont have any?"

"Look, if you ask me again, im going to nail you to the wall outside."



.....



"Do you have any nails?" The man asks.

Confused, the bartender says "No? Why?"

"Then do you have any Bannana Beer?"

nurseawful



Joined: 06/02/2009
Posts: 5934

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:47

message 20



Bill are you on drugs????



Chris

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:48

Just lost my job as a personal shopper in a major department store. A woman asked me "What type of watch would best suit an Afro Caribbean gentleman?"



It would seem that my answer of "A neighbourhood one", was not appreciated

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:49

It was quite for real for a view of the outside world we live in.





School bullies springs to mind..an unhappy childhood . Temptation..from what's on the streets..All in the mind that needs looking after.Self love and outside love helps people trust and love themselves again..



I thought it was a great video for the public to see...and understand.



Spider,X

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:51

I've lost so many bits of Scalextric.



I just can't keep track.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:53

A new drive -thru has opened near me

its called McCanns

the window is always open

and you can take want you want .

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
08/07/2011 23:59

I bought a Blackberry the other day.

I really don't see what all the fuss is about, they're too small, very delicate, I could never get any signal, couldn't send texts, receive calls or go on the internet with it.



In the end I just gave up and ate it.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/07/2011

Anyone got a friend called Jack?

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:01

message 25 - not funny

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:03

Msg 28 , I disagree



I found it amusing

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:06

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"



I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to buzz off."

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:06

I thought it hilarious

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:07

Paddy & Mick sat having a pint....A lorry goes past with rolls of turf on, Paddy says "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery."

Mick says "Wot drive a wagon?" Paddy says "No ya silly twat, send my grass away to be cut..."

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:08

An IRA member phones his contact and says "The guns are on the way."

"The what?" asks his contact.

"Guns!"

"Can't understand you - spell it."

"G for Jesus, U for Europe, N for entrance, S for escape."

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:08

Jordan has sent her son to Blue Peter





if you want the punchline



post here

be warned it is un-pc

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:09

Paddy took his dog to the vet for its annual check-up.



"Your dog is overweight," the vet said. "You should cut back on his food a little and make sure the dog gets some exercise. Just try playing fetch with him."



"That's impossible," Paddy replied. "I can't play fetch with my dog."



"Why not?" asked the vet.



"He can't throw."

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:12

I might not post here anymore

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:13

Two Irishmen are in a pub, when they see two other men looking straight at them. They break eye contact, but when they turn around again, the two other men are still looking at them. The first Irishman says,



"I think I know those two over there, go over there for a pint?"



The other one says,



"Sit down you eejit, they're both getting up too...ahhh, s**t, they just sat back down as well."

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:14

who owns a dog?

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:40

Re message 38 is his surname Russell???????????????????

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:42

Msg 39 , someone is on the ball



well done

moxie


Joined: 23/05/2009
Posts: 969

Message Posted:
09/07/2011 00:46

will i get banned if i curse big time all the arse on here ???? bloody hope so lol

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 10:19

What happened to the Pink clip...?





DD

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 10:25

It isn't the coughing that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 14:56

I found a letter on my doorstep that had 'Do not bend' written on it and i thought how do i pick it up?

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 15:54

Merry Christmas everyone....................

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 15:58

Happy Easter Jock

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:00

Where's the cheapest place to buy a dish cloth?

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:10

Went into my local pub.



The weather was looking prettty grim, the landlord looked out of the window and commented



'Looks like rain'



Taking a sip of my beer I replied



'Yes - tastes like it too,!!





I am now going to have to find a new local.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:35

I like Tuesdays

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:40

Tell me why I dont like Mondays!??!

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:50

I still can't work it out!

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 16:59

Direct flights start tomorrow.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 17:30

smokers have lighter babies

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 17:42

This could run longer than 'The Mousetrap' in the West End





Eat your heart out Agatha Christie!!!!

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:10

Went shopping today to buy vests for dining out in Cyprus

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:12

I am 51 so haven't long left in the scheme of things

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:13

I wonder how many animals I have eaten in my lifetime?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:16

I fear that if things change they won't be the same.

charlieb


Joined: 17/12/2009
Posts: 95

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:16

The next TRNC Time Travelers Meeting will take place last Tuesday

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:19

what about all the builder's shite dumped everywhere ?



the tin pot legal system and most folk you talk to have been shafted in one way or another ?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:36

Talking about being shafted...ooer missus

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:43

Can you give my apologies to the time travellers meeting -



as something (un)forseen will arise, preventing me getting there.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:46

Just been to a friends funeral this morning. He died last week at Wimbledon when he got struck in the head by a tennis ball

it was a lovely service.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:51

Hahahahahahahaha Phil, spluttered my beer down my tee shirt...

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 18:52

mess 63 - hee hee very funny...........

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 19:52

I thought my mother-in-law would have been an ideal candidate for a new reality show I saw advertised . That was until I realised the title actually read Old Fact Hunt

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 19:57

Roomy.



Why do some people in other threads take on themself to try and instil there holier than thou attitude onto us or you and always talk about the rules,it really does get boring,this is a nice light hearted thread,and quite funny @ the moment.



Leave the rules to the Mods,they are doing a good job,we dont need any wanna be mods

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 19:59

I like cheese

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:02

message 63



i had to read your post 3 times before the penny dropped

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:03

I like beer and single malt whisky and pies and salted peanuts and chocolate and beer and meat and beer

0maintenance


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Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:05

If your on a early flight and going on holiday,do you drink beer in the morning in the airport?

horselover


Joined: 18/01/2009
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:08

where can i find the cheapest pound shop??

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:11

If I am hiring a car from the airport I don't have a drink, If I am not my holiday begins in the airport no matter what time it is.

0maintenance


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Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:15

in poundland

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 20:17

I am going to watch 'Unknown' so be quiet for a couple of hours.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
10/07/2011 23:55

Watched 'Unknown' and it is a good film, a bit cold war retro but I enjoyed it, reminded me a bit of 'Torn Curtain' and 'The Prize'.

I also watched'The Mechanic' which is a remake of a Bronson movie and as much as I don't like Statham much, I enjoyed this acrion packed romp immensely.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:01

Shame you didn't watch 'A Roomy With A view' and thrown yourself off the balcony!



Richard

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:04

Dick, you and your girlish humour bores the testicles off me.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:11

Is there not a gap between, 'off me.Haha....' (sic), me. and, Haha............?

No accounting for intelligence!!



Richard

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:14

Not in my World Dick, welcome to it.hahahahahahahahaha

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:17

And I thought I was brain dead, hope for me yet!



Richard

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 00:22

No Dick, for once in your life, you were right and like a broken clock, given time you might be right once more, once upon a time.Sad waste of space, go home, unless you can't.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 02:08

March is the third month.

fatelady


Joined: 31/01/2009
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 03:58

have i just stepped into some sort of mad alternate universe. strange

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 04:05

msg 84 , no it is granite

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 04:27

Can't see the Mcanns book out-selling 'My house my rules' by Joseph Fritzl...









His was a bestcellar

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 20:12

The 'I love Northern Cyprus' thread is quite interesting,





lots of personal attacks and offers to exchange email addresses.





I am sure that AJ would close the thread if he were still a moderator.

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 20:21

I would rather be a coma than a full stop...............

Spike


Joined: 05/07/2011
Posts: 43

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 20:27

Diary of Liz Fritzl.

Monday: Dad b****** me

Tuesday: Dad c*** over my t***

Wednesday: Dad nailed me again

Thursday: Dad ****** my ***

Friday: Dad ******* me

Saturday: Went to see Everton play. Wish I'd stayed at home.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 22:00

BBC News: "3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death"



Wow, what were the chances of them all having the same name?    

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 22:03

How do we know if someone goes off topic on this thread?

MsGarnet


Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 989

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 23:17

Is there anyone on this planet that thinks post number 89 has any humour in it whatsoever?



I realise philbailey would, as water finds its own level - but can anyone else find humour with reference to a woman whose life was destroyed by her father, by being imprisoned for years in a dungeon, and her children; born of an incestous liaison, against her wishes, who will never ever escape their toxic beginnings?



Words fail me where some C44 posters are concerned..........

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
11/07/2011 23:52

Water finds it's own level

Do you own a propertiy msg 92?

on exchange land ?



Being offended never hurt anyone FACT

Peoples humour is different

Do you own a TV

if you cannot think out of the box

I feel sorry for you



or maybe you prefer the comedians of your era

B Manning , Roy Chubby Brown , or J Davidson



or programmes like "love thy neighbour"

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 00:34

Keep off topic everybody

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 00:36

Ham or boxes?

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 08:34

In Space no one can hear you scream!!!!!!!!!

bobat5


Joined: 23/03/2011
Posts: 40

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 16:48

shusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh

hattikins


Joined: 17/02/2008
Posts: 2793

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 18:21

I hear the sound of distant bells.

DutchCrusader



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Posts: 11281

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 18:22

HIgh time for a new board, where serious people get a serious answer to a question. Coming soon.

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 19:04

Beware!





Do not place a reply to any message on this thread.





Should you do so this off topic thread becomes an on topic thread, which in turns makes it off topic and so, liable to closure.





I think!

hwilde


Joined: 16/09/2010
Posts: 230

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 19:51

Utter drivel.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 21:51

A new forum

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 22:18

Does he really want us to believe he is a serious person !

denizen



Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 388

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 22:19

msg 99; HIgh time for a new board, where serious people get a serious answer to a question. Coming soon.



can't bleddy wait. 8000 views, 5 replies, most from poster,



or you know who.



read the heading, respect the post, butt out

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
12/07/2011 23:17

Is venison dear in Cyprus?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 00:49

I do believe lamb is goat in Cyprus

philbailey


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Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 00:53

Msg 106 you kidding .

frontalman



Joined: 28/02/2008
Posts: 499

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 09:22

No, goat and lamb are very similar in taste. Kleftiko is often goat, or at least goa-lambs as they do interbreed so sometimes you can't really tell if it's a goat or a sheep. You ain't gonne get New Zealand lamb here, I'm afraid.

DoctorW


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 334

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 09:34

Went to the local railway station and asked for a return ticket.



Where to? I was asked



Back here of course. I replied.

denizen



Joined: 21/08/2009
Posts: 388

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 15:28

if you can afford a railway ticket, why the feck would you want to come back here

Cyprusquest


Joined: 09/12/2008
Posts: 428

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 18:16

To be off topic I need to be on topic but being off topic I'm on the topic so my only hope is to not read the rest of the thread and not to post so I can stay on this topic.

Roomy you are warping my mind so I will butt out and go off topic

John

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
13/07/2011 20:27

what has a nut in every bite ?

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
15/07/2011 18:34

I am thinking Cyprus 4U...........

eyebob


Joined: 22/06/2010
Posts: 143

Message Posted:
15/07/2011 19:20

I used to be indecisive but now I`m not so sure????

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
15/07/2011 23:18

Bovril or marmite?

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 02:40

Hay whats your thoughts on DC/Hans new Forum...do you think he can better this one..







Spider,X

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 02:50

There is a forum called

grumpier old men



http://www.grumpieroldmen.co.uk/forum/phpBB3/index.php



let him just join that .

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 10:03

Thought for the day.... underneath out clothes we are all naked ........

philbailey


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Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 17:50

16th of july

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 17:52

Hold that thought Jock , i'm in a bad place as it is

Simbas

0maintenance


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Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 17:56

message 116



Spider.



Some 1 said it was already made.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlaABjctqdY

padisha


Joined: 09/07/2011
Posts: 131

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:04

Just cleaned out my kitten´s litter box. Yesterday the postman had been so İ was able to clean out my letter box.

padisha


Joined: 09/07/2011
Posts: 131

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:05

Just cleaned out my kitten´s litter box. Yesterday the postman had been so İ was able to clean out my letter box. Cant wait see the iıfe tomorrow.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:10

Just got back from shopping for provisions, eaten a suage roll and might make a sharp start on the beer, haven't made my mind up yet.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:21

Thank you for sharing that with us Roomy

Simbas

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:22

You're welcome Simbas, I like you.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:23

"Suage roll "



Is that like a sewage roll !

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:27

Very good Turtle,sausage, we need an edit facility here.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:28

Sometimes my mind works faster than my fingers when I type.Hahahahahaha...

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 18:38

Good luck with the edit request



Ive been hear over 4 years and no luck yet

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 19:14

Tea or coffee?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
16/07/2011 19:15

This is the only board I post on that doesn't have one.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 04:58

Cheese or bovril

boroles


Joined: 28/11/2010
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 08:54

if tree falls in a Forest and there is no one around doe's it make a noise.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 08:58

Polly marples or Misunderstood



t

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 13:51

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk_MaCGM&feature=related

shrimp


Joined: 01/09/2010
Posts: 939

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 17:23

hopefully should all soon be back on track............

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 21:04

Nothing lasts forever

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 23:22

Roomy except herpes

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
17/07/2011 23:56

I was supposed to collect my daughter and her partner from the airport at 22:15 this has now turned into 23:50 GRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr...

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 00:01

Roomy change your watch



just lost my job as a personal shopper in a major department store. A woman asked me "What type of watch would best suit an Afro Caribbean gentleman?"



It would seem that my answer of "A neighbourhood one", was not appreciated..........

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 00:50

not my watch thats wrong, they are delayed slightly, I am wondering what time I am going to get to bed and I have work in the morning

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 01:49

do you miss the old route master bus?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 17:46

Rained off this afternoon and because I missed my Sunday drink because of airport run today is Sunday hahahahahahaha...

Fawkes


Joined: 18/07/2011
Posts: 86

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 17:49

the silver rocks is brilliant it rocks

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:10

Being great can be hard work at times

Clarissa2


Joined: 12/06/2009
Posts: 1476

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:13

Re: Msg 146,



Not at all, if one was born perfect.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:15

Next month is august

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:51

New football season.....come on the TOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn........

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:54

I used to be able to bite my own toe nails amongst other contortionist skills albeit a long time ago.

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
18/07/2011 23:57

How do you cut your toe nails now.



Or do you pick them off and then chew them?

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:04

I pick them off and usually rip the skin off with them, I don't chew them up, I put them on the side table for the missus to tidy away, she likes doing that.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:07

For pity sake spare us the gross details { is it some kind of fetish you suffer }

Simbas

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:09

Oh come on, you must have picked Mr Simbas nail cuttings up and binned them before

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:12

You must be jesting , do you honestly believe a girl like me would lower myself to toe nail level , never ever !

Simbas

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:15

hahahahahahaha...you would if you were mine, and you wouldn't mind, even if you did make a few noises to the contrary.

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:18

It's the fringe benefits that make it worth while.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:18

Too much information roomy! )

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 00:25

Hey Bill, almost my bedtime you'll be pleased to hear?

zerochlor


Joined: 03/04/2009
Posts: 4024

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 07:25

Roomy



ive found you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov98Cck0R-c&feature=related

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
19/07/2011 16:07

Just had a nice sandwich

Roomy


Joined: 20/02/2011
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
20/07/2011 01:17

It was fun while it lasted, might see you around sometime.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
20/07/2011 01:21

Do you say that to all the girls?

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
23/07/2011 14:38

I have a hangover