Joke CTA

Blackie


Joined: 20/12/2007
Posts: 129

Message Posted:
04/11/2008 19:18

Two men dressed in Airline Pilots uniforms walk up the isle of the CTA plane heading from Ercan to Stanstead.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the isle with a white stick

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is a practicle joke. None is forthcoming

The plane starts moving faster and faster down the tarmac and the people sitting at the window realize theyre heading sraight for the fence at the end of the end of the tarmac

As it begins to look as though the plane will overrun the runway panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment the plane lifts smoothly into the air

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says> You know Memet, one of these days they're gonna scream too late and were all going to F***king die!