You may have seen this one in Cyprus Mail

TRNCVaughan


Joined: 27/04/2008
Posts: 4578

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 12:55

A WOMAN’S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who’ll call, not wait for weeks,

I pray he’s gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed,

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more,

Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



A MAN’S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac,

With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking,

This poem doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shite.

The End.

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 12:58

Poem 2 really hit the spot!

brian24001


Joined: 23/03/2008
Posts: 606

Message Posted:
05/11/2008 13:00

just read again, can't make any sense of Poem 1