How Mr Cameron might solve the UK's problems

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 09:47

Dear Mr. Cameron,



Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.



Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.



You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:



There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.



Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire.

Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed



2) They MUST buy a new British car.

Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -

Housing Crisis fixed



4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -

Crime rate fixed



5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....

And there's your money back in duty/tax etc



It can't get any easier than that!



P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expe

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 10:10

Gosh another regurgitated old viral mail.

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 11:38

post removed , under rule 3 ....... simbas

Pugwash


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 1797

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 11:57

No where near as sad as you NN.

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 14:16

I suppose he could try asking Mrs T. back for a few months.



She,s about the only one with enough balls to sort it.

flowerfairy


Joined: 17/09/2008
Posts: 1277

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 14:26

Can't agree more JohnnyLee.

flowerfairy


Joined: 17/09/2008
Posts: 1277

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 14:28

Can't agree more JohnnyLee.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 14:40

Msg 3 , edited for reason given

Simbas

Riddles


Joined: 26/04/2011
Posts: 429

Message Posted:
10/08/2011 15:44

Thank goodness there was no civil unrest back in Mrs Thatchers era

bertieboss


Joined: 22/07/2011
Posts: 149

Message Posted:
12/08/2011 01:57

No she really revitalised the nation and got rid of all that nasty manufacturing and heavy engineering and stopped digging all that horrible coal out of the ground.

And sent the police in riot gear to ensure those nasty mining people didn't cause trouble.

She proved that is much better to pay out millions in benefits than invest in industry

Much better to have millions under employed or unemployed with no prospects and lose all the skills built up over generations.

And she sold off all those horrible council houses and didn't reinvest in replacements so that many young people cannot afford a home. Serves them right for being poor.

And of course she realised that there was no such thing as society and created the loadsamoney culture which we have all benefitted from to such a great extent.

I have forgotten many of the measures she introduced to make our country great but what a woman!!

Heavens how I wish we had her back. What a leader!!