joke (not trnc related)

dinner-dave


Joined: 14/08/2011
Posts: 48

Message Posted:
16/08/2011 16:28

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked her, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"



Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"



The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down your throat."

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
16/08/2011 17:35

What's eight inches long and makes my wife come?























My thumb and middle finger when I click them.

dorothea


Joined: 28/06/2010
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
16/08/2011 20:41

Anyone out there who thinks that the last two posts are amusing.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
16/08/2011 20:48

Msg 3 did you ?



because your prevoius posts

the above contain no bad words

dorothea


Joined: 28/06/2010
Posts: 93

Message Posted:
17/08/2011 11:29

Prevoius is a bad word