Where can I buy arsenic or cyanide?

bustybabs


Joined: 17/02/2011
Posts: 25

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 16:18

Do you know of anywhere which sells either of these on the island?



I need a small amount for cleaning.

keldanreb


Joined: 17/09/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 16:20

have you read....................The iceman

bustybabs


Joined: 17/02/2011
Posts: 25

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 16:24

Is that a shop?

keldanreb


Joined: 17/09/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 16:30

mafia book,he killed over 200 men.

cyanide was his favourite weapon of choice.are you sure you dont know him?????????????????

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 16:45

Why the hell would you want too use that there is plenty of safer stuff around

matula


Joined: 07/07/2008
Posts: 647

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 17:52

What kind of cleaning are you doing? Ethnic cleansing?

bustybabs


Joined: 17/02/2011
Posts: 25

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 17:55

It's important to be thorough when dealing with food. I just want to make sure that nothing nasty survives.

vonny


Joined: 25/06/2009
Posts: 476

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 17:55

lol i think you'll find it illigal here for obvious reasons,is it legal in the uk?

vonny


Joined: 25/06/2009
Posts: 476

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 17:57

It's important to be thorough when dealing with food. I just want to make sure that nothing nasty survives.







that sounds a bit iffy

gallop


Joined: 12/12/2010
Posts: 75

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:01

Are you sure you dont mean no one nasty survives

russianbabe


Joined: 19/08/2011
Posts: 130

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:16

are you for real?

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:24

Dont ask me round to your house for dinner seriously !!

juliamoons



Joined: 14/05/2009
Posts: 849

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:28

Don't even ask me round for a cup of coffee - crazy person.

whataview


Joined: 10/02/2009
Posts: 376

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:28

As a food technologist and food law specialist. Neither of these products should be used for cleaning let alone cleaning any food prep areas!!!

Trotsky


Joined: 30/08/2011
Posts: 51

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:32

Feeding builders advocates and estate agents ?

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 18:56

This is a wind up has to be

keldanreb


Joined: 17/09/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:08

how many husbands have you had?











great thread!

nicola


Joined: 06/09/2011
Posts: 246

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:12

Sounds dangerous and worrying

moxie


Joined: 23/05/2009
Posts: 969

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:30

Matula and Gallop im still on the floor laughing ...wtf..nothing survives...maybe its for 21 dec 2012 lol

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:40

I think Busty has some serious cleaning to do. I hope she does not start with me

ismet

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:44

I asked my female chemist for some.

No way,she said,unless you show me why you want it.

I want to kill my wife !!!I replied.

Sorry,sir,no way !!!

I then showed her some photos,"I think this is your husband naked making love to my wife"



"Will a kilo be enough?"she replied !!!

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:47

Bleach is the best cleaner and effective against viruses, hep c etc;

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
06/09/2011 20:59

I knew a guy who poisened his wife with a razor blade.



He gave her arse e nic.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 00:11

I have a bazooka, obliterates everything! Evidence as well; of any use?!



Richard

PhilUK


Joined: 31/03/2010
Posts: 236

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 01:07

I think you are missing all missing out on a business opportunity here- open a shop selling the products the Lady is looking for-

you could call it:-

Poisons 'r' us

or

Arsenic in Alsancak ( Bit of a tongue twister)

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 02:13

I think I feel a crime novel coming on ! And I don't think the butler will be to blame !!!! could be a bestseller !

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
07/09/2011 06:25

I went into my local chemist and asked for rat poison... they said "no we don't stock it.... you could try Boots?"

I said "I want to poison it - not kick it to death!"