Joke of the day North Cyprus

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
14/09/2011 15:52

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just

rubbing his testicles -- something she loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"

Because, she replied, "I miss mine.". LMAO

pc4854


Joined: 23/08/2009
Posts: 243

Message Posted:
14/09/2011 16:52

An elderly gentleman was stopped by a police officer at 1am as he was driving his car. The policeman said to the driver, "And just where are you going at this time of night?" The gentleman replied, "I am going to a lecture on the abuses of alcohol!". The policeman asked, "And who would be about to give such a lecture, at this time of the night? To which the gentleman replied, "My wife Officer".

dublinderm


Joined: 26/09/2009
Posts: 538

Message Posted:
14/09/2011 17:42

I was sitting close beside a beautiful Thai girls on the train the other day.



I thought "please don't get an erection"... "please don't get an erection".....











...but she did!!!!



DD

rosylee


Joined: 22/07/2010
Posts: 158

Message Posted:
14/09/2011 22:17

a disabled man is taken on to the beach by his friends and left to lay on a blanket.

they all disappear to play volley ball & swim.

a scottish girl in a skimpy bikini walks by him and says "you poor wee man...have yee ever been hugged??"

he says "NO" so she hugs him into her cleavage and walks away.

a little later a skimpily clad Irish girls stops by him and say"begorrah my little man,how lonely you look,have you ever been kissed?" he says "nooooo" so she gives him a snogg to remember.

he is just getting over the 2 girls when along came a lass from Yorkshire..."ey-up lad,you look a bit lonely,...have you ever been f~*ked??? ....."NOOOOOO!!" he gasps.............................................





She replies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,





"yer will be when the tide comes in!"



(no comments on Yorkies please --I am one!)