This forum is hilarious - better than any TV comedy programme

cyprus-dodger


Joined: 24/04/2011
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 08:36

What great entertainment value this forum gives well done to the Taxi Drivers / Satellite Companies and the Gays for keeping us all amused.



Who will be next I wonder?



dodger

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 08:38

Cyprus-dodger,

With a name like that you are at the right address.

ismet

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 08:42

You may well ask Dodger , who indeed ?

Take care , Simbas

sienna


Joined: 09/01/2009
Posts: 1627

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 08:59

oh wait for the swimming pool threads they are very entertaining - banned not banned and go to dizzy heights not be polite

Washerman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 2301

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:01

I know, I just don't know how some people have the nerve !

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:05

Don't you just love irony....

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:11

I just love the irony

Washerman


Joined: 19/09/2008
Posts: 2301

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:11

I don't think that it is irony, I think that it's the opposite !

mamachina


Joined: 22/11/2008
Posts: 730

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:19

whats the opposite of iron-y - marshmallowy?

0maintenance


Joined: 22/09/2010
Posts: 2179

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:29

The opposite of irony is































"piffle"

micklark


Joined: 18/06/2011
Posts: 75

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:38

Absolutely



definitively

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 09:57

I ove this forum it's a great laugh alongs you don't take life too seriously or personally your away, by the way the saga of maintenance companies are always a good laugh its sort of a cross between "fools and horses" and the "sweeny" the trouble is they try to take up the squeaky clean image, but to me it just don't come off x

Tango1


Joined: 19/02/2011
Posts: 1151

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 16:40

Threads that run and run: Management companies, a dodgy meal somewhere, swimming pools, home wanted for a dog who's owner is returning to UK because of "ill health", mozzie cures, internet companies, legality or not of a TV supplier.......... the list is endless!!

keldanreb


Joined: 17/09/2009
Posts: 212

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 16:45

i thought the gay thread was enlightening,not many sitting on the fence......no jokes pls

cyprus-dodger


Joined: 24/04/2011
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 18:19

Hey simbas how's about a weekly Top 5 or Top 10 chart style it would be a right giggle, put some laughs into the forum.



Each say Sunday evening people could vote for there No.1 to No.5



dodger

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 18:23

Good idea , go for itCyprus-dodger

Simbas

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 18:47

I find it amusing if somebody makes observations on something you post as there is seldom any need to respond because there is usually someone else stalking that person and will instantly take aggressive issue with them even if they have nothing to add to the debate. It seems that they are unlikely to know much about the personality they have it in for but must feel "why should that get in the way of an unjustified spat" I look for the amusing and/or helpful posts and try my best to avoid the contentious.

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 22:16

Msg 5..I know, I just don't know how some people have the nerve !





Great, washerman, you can make your fingers say anything

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 22:43

Message 17

I think I know who you are referring to.....hum...m..mmm.mmm...mmmmm...mmmm.

(and I don't mean 6m's)

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 22:43

But you are right!!!!!!!

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 22:45

Just seen anther one>>>> they are 'building' a yap market at tatlisu......WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 23:05

I think this Forum is a hoot and I just love the banter between members !



Why people get so worked up is beyond me all we need are a few more of these



We have some very good Mods too, and they work hard for FREE ! they too need a few of these



Yes plenty of good helpful information and plenty of good belly laughs cant be bad can it



Spider,X

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 23:15

msg 21; Just seen anther one>>>> they are 'building' a yap market at tatlisu......WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!



you wouldn't talk like that if you lived at Tatlisu, that is if one can use "live" and "Tatlisu" in the same sentence.



There's now a roundabout, a garage, a soon to be yapi market, what more could one want. (apart from a street light or two) Judging by the guy I saw filling up his Rav 4 at "the garage" there must be a circus nearby, or at least a freak show.



T

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
15/09/2011 23:25

msg 23;

no wonder some think it;s funny.

msg 23 should have been posted on another thread, I think, entitled:

"new yapi market being built near Tatlisu roundabout" posted by japeal.



I was so overcome with excitement at this news that I posted in haste. How much more can the heart stand.

please forgive.

T

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 00:02

minertor

would you like me to copy and paste it for you and plonk it down some place else for you, just one of the many thing's I have taught myself. Oh and also how to link something from the Daily Mail



Just trying to be helpful and kind Oh and if you own a tractor always remember your helmet needs covering up !





Spider,X

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 00:06

Ooop, Maybe it the tractor needs covering up till its taxed !









Spider,X

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 00:09

cyprus dodger, spider,

If you want a good laugh, log on to the JAPEAL website. Not C44, his official website.

that an ex Brit non com , 22 years service, (discharged) could post this crud is unbelievable

but that is what makes this forum great. Read some of his other posts ...............................

..........................."how mature is that for a three year old"

and he wonders why Karl baled out. Another story.

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 06:55

cyprus-dodger

Would you tell us which TV comedy this forum is better than, just so I don't watch it!

cyprus-dodger


Joined: 24/04/2011
Posts: 36

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 08:35

Only Fools and......................................

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 08:56

And what would we do without our favourite Australian bard [from time to time?!] - thanks Mr. K. 'B'. Wilson!!!???

Groucho



Joined: 26/04/2008
Posts: 7993

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 09:29

Tenakoutou, have you seen 'Little Johnny: The Movie' yet?

It stars your favourite bard and his songs.

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 10:12

I love spiders comments someone that has my way of thinking, let's have a laugh everyone, life's too short x

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 11:42

I viewed a house at Tatlisu 5 years ago and thought it was a wonderful place the sort dreams are made of except there was nothing there. (being practical I need a few shops etc)

Now I know I was right................ They are getting excited about a Yapi Market!!!!

Then again

I am still waiting for the house I bought, so maybe Tatlisu would have been a good choice.

or..........

now knowing what the builders are like in NC maybe if is a good idea to build a yapi market on every street corner................

Hum...m...m...m....

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 12:40

Help where can I get some lemons please...........



I am in the middle of making a lemon drizzle cake







Spider,X

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 12:42

Mr £ had them last week !

HildySmith


Joined: 02/07/2009
Posts: 1708

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 18:41

On the tree

Just pick em!!!!!

bazzagirl


Joined: 09/05/2010
Posts: 525

Message Posted:
16/09/2011 20:28

spider hope ur lemon cake turns out ok my favourite x