A little letter I had sent today

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 02:54

This morning as I woke up to the sun beating on my face, I also awoke to a wet face and someone’s tongue in my ear. I slowly opened my eyes hoping that it wasn't my mother or one of my strange neighbours who had wondered into my unlocked condo in the middle of the night, but to my delight it was my dog Anderson, a 11 pound, red, two year old Miniature Pincher.



Some people would be grossed out but I enjoy waking up every day to my two dogs Anderson (2) and Oliver (9 months). My dogs for me are one of the most amazing gifts I could have received from the universe. Their always happy and eager to see me with their tails wagging, jumping up and down. I can just imagine what's going on in their little minds. "I love you, I love you, and I love you “,” Pick me up, Pick me up Daddy, as I pick them up they usually snuggle into me and put their little heads on my shoulder which brings the utmost joy to my heart and really does lighten my soul. It doesn’t matter what kind of day I having

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 03:43

I had a dog when i was in China.........yum yum..........



oh i didn't eat it........... that was it's name.

Ralph96



Joined: 01/07/2008
Posts: 531

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 03:48

Thank you...Thank you...i'm here all week.

cmriver1


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 34

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 05:10

Ralph96

you are crazy......you had me going there......

MICK THE FISH


Joined: 27/05/2008
Posts: 180

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 05:51

Ralf96 your avatar, what is it, a picture of you:



a. Mountaineering.

b. Building (in Cold weather).

c. A picture of you on Crimewatch ?



Just curious,



regards

CJtill


Joined: 02/05/2008
Posts: 836

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 11:06

H Lesleyd,



It's a shame that posts are getting hijacked all the time.

I know what you mean about the unconditional love of dogs. We have 2 from the animal rescue that we just wouldn't be without. They are such a big part of our lives now and give us so much pleasure without wanting much in return.

lesleyd



Joined: 05/06/2007
Posts: 265

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 16:14

Humans could learn quite a lot from these loving and loyal creatures CJtill

And Ralph96 I do hope yourself and YUM YUM are doing well...lol

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 16:17

A young woman goes to the vet with her alsation dog and explains what the problem is.

"Every time I bend over, he jumps on my back and, well, you know, does the business. Getting something out of the fridge, putting something in the bin, making the bed: every time I bend over, he's there humping away."

"I see" says the vet "I suppose you want him put down?"

"No, just clip his nails, please"

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 16:27

Yes and talking about threads getting hijacked.



The Butlers wife

the butler


Joined: 22/06/2007
Posts: 1958

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 16:28

Yes and talking about threads getting hijacked. You are breaking the rules again no1 Doyen, Jokes are supposed to have joke in front of them on the menu board.



The Butlers wife

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:02

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:03

That was'nt meant for you Suzanne by the way.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:17

Now now suzanne - you'll have the butlers wife after you for not saying

JOKE woof woof

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:25

i am totally lost with what has been happening please explain the new lot of back stabbing.

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:35

ilovemydogs - I posted a joke about a dog (the thread is about dogs) at message 9. The Butlers Wife felt the need to pick me up and tell me that I should have put JOKE before I made the JOKE. I thought you only had to put the word JOKE in front of a new JOKE that was being posted and not every time you made a JOKE remark. Talk about pettiness.

ilovemydogs



Joined: 20/04/2008
Posts: 514

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:46

oh now i see. are we bovered as Kathrine Tate would say.

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 17:50

Old Mother Hubbard

Looked into the cupboard

To fetch her dog Rover a bone

But when she bent over

Rover came over

And gave her a bone of his own.



(JOKE)

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 19:02

PP. You should put the word JOKE in front of the JOKE - naughty boy

PtePike



Joined: 20/05/2008
Posts: 2334

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 19:05

I did at first but it spoiled my column, fnarr fnarr.

cooper


Joined: 23/10/2007
Posts: 3386

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 20:38

A man takes his rottweiler to the vets " my dogs cross eyed is there anything you can do for him ? well says the vet lets have a look at him" so he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then his teeth, finally he says im going to have to put him down, what because he's cross eyed ? no because he's really heavy.

fire starter


Joined: 19/06/2008
Posts: 3401

Message Posted:
19/11/2008 21:26

ralph re post 2.

if you love eating chinese dogs , i have a shar pei who can't wait to meet you,lol.