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mickhm

Joined: 26/03/2010 Posts: 150
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 20 in Discussion |
| My wife is trying to get my tiddly so she can have her wicked way with my body. What should I do? lol |
Turtle

Joined: 28/05/2007 Posts: 2669
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:03 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 20 in Discussion |
| Drink it faster ,.... |
cooper

Joined: 23/10/2007 Posts: 3386
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:04 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 20 in Discussion |
| That's easy, shag the arse of her !! |
flightholiday

Joined: 19/07/2007 Posts: 3217
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 20 in Discussion |
| Mick Msg 1 -Lie back and think of England (especially on Remembrance Sunday) |
moxie

Joined: 23/05/2009 Posts: 969
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:18 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 20 in Discussion |
| :0 ;) |
Jovial_John

Joined: 31/01/2009 Posts: 1024
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:36 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 20 in Discussion |
| I once told my wife to lie back and think of England - she asked if she could think of Robert Redford like she always does! |
carolhm

Joined: 05/10/2011 Posts: 72
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 20 in Discussion |
| Would you like a whiskey shot with this beer love emmmmmmmmmmm |
mickhm

Joined: 26/03/2010 Posts: 150
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 21:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 20 in Discussion |
| it's o.k. guys I found some galaxy chocholate in the fridge. I think is placated her for a while but what should I do in future to stop this re-occurence? |
rowlo


Joined: 12/10/2008 Posts: 4796
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 22:30 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 20 in Discussion |
| why dont you write a nice poem spider ? |
mickhm

Joined: 26/03/2010 Posts: 150
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 22:34 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 20 in Discussion |
| Thanks spider I think your links have been great but I have been told that flowers speak a thousand words. Any idea where I can get a big cactus from? |
rowlo


Joined: 12/10/2008 Posts: 4796
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 22:39 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 20 in Discussion |
| make sure you dont get a big prick from said cactus mickhm , lmao . |
Cracker

Joined: 18/08/2011 Posts: 72
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 22:39 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 20 in Discussion |
| what a stupid and infantile post !! |
spider

Joined: 03/01/2009 Posts: 5527
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 22:52 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 20 in Discussion |
| I think this member dose not want to make love to his wife tonight and wants her off his back.. Please ''do not give her'' to mikelapta.Because I am sure you have at least some respect for her lol rowlo..I cheat at poems pmsl.. Put this poor bitch on heat in the dog house for the night..Problem solved=Easy '' Have no fear Spider is here to help you with your problems'' wmsl Spider,X |
spider

Joined: 03/01/2009 Posts: 5527
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 23:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 20 in Discussion |
| rowlo I have rolled up all my bad poems now and have a good idea...I rolled them round a wee iron rod bar and decorated them with ribbon. They will be going up some members A&& and boy I sure ain't kidding. Good poem thought lol. Spider,X |
hattikins

Joined: 17/02/2008 Posts: 2793
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 23:06 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 20 in Discussion |
| Spider Perhaps you ought to go to bed now, you're beginning to make a proper fool of yourself, life might look a lot better in the morning. |
spider

Joined: 03/01/2009 Posts: 5527
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 23:13 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 20 in Discussion |
| Looks fine from here wi me chocolate.. If your bothered is your bed warm yet Spider,x |
No1Doyen

 Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 13/11/2011 23:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 20 in Discussion |
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No1Doyen

 Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
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