Joke. The Captains Parrot and The Magician

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
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Message Posted:
17/11/2011 16:15

A magician working on a cruise ship the audience love him, they only see the shows for a few days. But the captains parrot has been seeing the show week in week out all season.



He gets really fed up with the show, so decides to start heckling the magician, shouting out things like it's in his hat, all the cards are spades, the rabbits in his pocket , etc. The magician is really p-----d off with this.



But there is not a thing he can do about it, after all it's the Captains parrot. The ship hits a dreadful storm and sinks, the magician is lucky and manages to cling on to floating table. He looks around and is greeted by the parrot also perched on the same table. The magician just look's at him with hatred. 3 days of silence passes by, when all of a sudden the parrot pipes up.









OK I give up.









Wheres the F-----g Ship ?