Adise Please drink drive N. Cyprus

johnerebus



Joined: 15/05/2009
Posts: 72

Message Posted:
18/11/2011 22:20

Well be in Norf Cyprus over Xmas and as I like a drink woold lick to now wat the drink drivin lores are ther.

lovingcyprus


Joined: 02/03/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
18/11/2011 22:27

Best not to drink and drive, there are lots of lunatics on the roads.

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
18/11/2011 22:47

Not half, it spills when you go around corners!



I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!



Alcoholics go to meetings!

gooligan


Joined: 30/01/2007
Posts: 1591

Message Posted:
18/11/2011 23:18

Judging by the spelling in msg 1 he has just got back from the alehouse.

Why anyone would want to drive after drinking baffles me.

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 00:23

Nice one message 3....

fosterscan


Joined: 27/02/2010
Posts: 541

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 00:43

msg 4 usually you drive to get home after a drink. it feels safer when youve had a few.

LaptaGeezer


Joined: 01/06/2010
Posts: 407

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 00:44

A wind-up methinks.....

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 01:23

I drove out to the pub the other night and had a real skin full.



I took the bus home, which was really cool.



Because, I've never driven a bus before!

flowerfairy


Joined: 17/09/2008
Posts: 1277

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 01:52

Oh Lem, you're sooo funny, ,

cyprusjoker


Joined: 29/08/2009
Posts: 1107

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 07:08

My car got nicked while i was driving it home the other night ! Work that one out.

numpty


Joined: 20/05/2009
Posts: 554

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 07:30

Surely you shouldn't drink and drive where ever you are,get a taxi home,or have a DES (designated driver) with you.

johnerebus



Joined: 15/05/2009
Posts: 72

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 11:07

Hi LaptaGeezer. Yep yor right first time. Well Done! I threw a bone and waited for the grammar, punctuation and spelling dogs to bite on this site. My disappointment that they didn't is tempered with the joy of knowing advice was actually given and the dogs may be in their kennels sheltering from the storms. By the way one glass of wine and I'm under the table. I'm a very moderate drinker, and never drink and drive. Thanks for the sensible replies though. i wish you all well. John.



PS better weather here in the UK. A sunny 16 degrees yesterday in London so hope it improves there for our Xmas visit.

racoonchic



Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 3223

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 17:09

twat.. smoke a dubie instead

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 17:13

KEEP DEATH OFF THE ROAD.........drive on the pavement instead.

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 17:21

Jock. Can't drive on the pavement because of all the parked cars.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 17:23

Msg 8, excellent.

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
19/11/2011 17:23

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