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mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 01/12/2008 21:00 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 72 in Discussion |
| My name is Mike,a 66 year old single MAN,living in Lapta,young at heart,body and spirit.Hoping to meet single LADIES for coffee,drinks,lunch,dinner.and to develop a fulfilling friendship.Any LADIES in similar situation,requiring to meet someone of opposite sex please email Mike_lapta @hotmail.comk |
Groucho


Joined: 26/04/2008 Posts: 7993
Message Posted: 01/12/2008 21:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 72 in Discussion |
| "young at heart, body and spirit" Old feet? |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 01/12/2008 22:02 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 72 in Discussion |
| wash and talcumed every day,sometimes twice!! |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 00:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 72 in Discussion |
| blimey Mike - how many are you after?? lol |
PIPIE

Joined: 05/01/2008 Posts: 5499
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 00:18 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 72 in Discussion |
| Crikey Mike , Mushy peas on your wish list one day , ladies the next , what will it be next week , i just love it !!!!!! |
lynneh


Joined: 16/04/2008 Posts: 19
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 00:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hello Mike, I would love to meet you for Lunch, Dinner, Coffee the only snag is I live in Bexhill-On-Sea at the moment, not coming out till February, perhaps you can reserve a table for me. Best wishes Lynneh |
snakes


Joined: 28/10/2008 Posts: 1512
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 00:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 72 in Discussion |
| snakes alive !!!! at last a nice thread !! thank you !!! any left overs ha ha well done mikelapta |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 00:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 72 in Discussion |
| is that left over ladies Snakes or left over lunch? lol |
Jo Valentine

Joined: 10/02/2008 Posts: 508
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 01:03 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi Mike I thought you'd duplicated your request for Ladies when I saw the next thread 'Bicycle Wanted ..........' You said you'd save yourself for me anyway! Jo Valentine xxxxxxx |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 01:04 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 72 in Discussion |
| Jo - rofl!!! Maggie |
Lilli


Joined: 21/07/2008 Posts: 13081
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 01:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 72 in Discussion |
| girls snap him up he is lovely have a go myself if himself wasnt so bis tall and strong i mean. he is a dish xx |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 02:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike you should put a picture up on your profile! Us ladies like to 'window shop'! |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 07:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 13 of 72 in Discussion |
| Maggie,we'll sort out some photos next week.Anyone can't wait look up oc Connecting Singles it'a free site. Thanks for all replies so far |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 07:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 14 of 72 in Discussion |
| Had my mushy peas last night.,and washed and talc'd,but no phone call.... . |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 07:26 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 15 of 72 in Discussion |
| one at a time is fine |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 07:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 16 of 72 in Discussion |
| Lynne,it's a definite date.Thank you....roll on February.Promised Liz at Guido's we'll go there>She is so lovely and supportive. I can't wait to say"Liz a bottle of your finest champagne,please !! |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 08:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 17 of 72 in Discussion |
| Maggie,we'll sort out some photos next week.Anyone can't wait look up on Connecting Singles it'a free site. Thanks for all replies so far I've been asked to give my tel no,05338713045.Thanks Liz for your endorsement,I'll pop in and reward you today!!but ladies, take no notice I'm just an ordinary guy,missing "the scent of a woman". So many lovely places to go here,restaurants to eat in,love to do as a couple. |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 08:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 18 of 72 in Discussion |
| Pipie,will try and think of something very interesting! Mike |
Lilli


Joined: 21/07/2008 Posts: 13081
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 09:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 19 of 72 in Discussion |
| hi mike you are more than welcome , we are closed 2day to restock sorry sweeetheart pop in in the week it will be nice to see you lizx |
fire starter

Joined: 19/06/2008 Posts: 3401
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 10:10 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 20 of 72 in Discussion |
| mike put an ad in cyprus today. a friend of our did and had loads of responce. go for it! |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 10:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 21 of 72 in Discussion |
| Thanks fire starter..may try that too |
bazilbrush

Joined: 29/03/2008 Posts: 404
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 10:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 22 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike or any single people, Try a site called Tagged my friend has joined and he is 65yrs old, it is free and there are dozen of single women looking for friendship and relationships in Cyprus. They are mainly from the south side but who cares it's not 100s of miles away. Good luck and don't forget the invites to the wedding. |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 10:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 23 of 72 in Discussion |
| OK you,re on.don't buy a new hat yet though!!! It will be yavas,yavas. |
bazilbrush

Joined: 29/03/2008 Posts: 404
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 12:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 24 of 72 in Discussion |
| I wonder out of curiosity how many people married or otherwise checked out the tagged site. Be honest. LOL |
BillyB

Joined: 19/05/2008 Posts: 436
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 13:46 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 25 of 72 in Discussion |
| My wife did, she's even sent Mike an email and ive just noticed she's already on that singles site. Life's so unfare. |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 13:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 26 of 72 in Discussion |
| I notice you are divorced.should that be ex-wife? should I avoid?or are you recommending? |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 13:55 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 27 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike. Billy is only 9 - his 'wife' is probably another little girl at his primary school - awe, sweet don't you think? |
BillyB

Joined: 19/05/2008 Posts: 436
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 13:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 28 of 72 in Discussion |
| No its my present wife but I dont think you'll be interested Mike as she said she is only after uninhibited wild sex. |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 14:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 29 of 72 in Discussion |
| it's one way of losing my virginity!!will it hurt?Try anything once in my life |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 14:22 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 30 of 72 in Discussion |
| Maggie,you should be packing,not checking up on me....I suppose I'll have to stop dating next week and take you out!! Just having a break from the gardening,thought I'd have a white wine and orange juice,poured the wine,then got another box out,that was white wine too.And you can't pour it away can you? Must find my glasses. |
petlovers

Joined: 30/10/2008 Posts: 52
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 16:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 31 of 72 in Discussion |
| hello mike. one of my friend is looking for someone.kind,loving and have a good heart.if you interested ring her.she leave in south cyprus. her name Claribel or Bing for short.tel.+35799062872,she sweet @simple.regards |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 18:53 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 32 of 72 in Discussion |
| Michael If you are travelling to the South to meet Claribel take a map with you in case you get lost, and stay on the orange juice, beware of the coloured houses Smithy |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 19:03 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 33 of 72 in Discussion |
| Better be quick,babes all the best parts will be taken!!. Seriously you have to update your notes on shipping what's needed and where.eg Muhta's letter,where Immigation office is called "in outs ", But thanks for all your help getting my stuff here.I'll recommend you and Ahmed Shipping |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 19:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 34 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi smithy..do I know you?I'm sure we've talked recently!!! Thanks for advice. I think I'll stay clear of the South for now.Especially Clarabelles....I'm sure that is clear as a bell.....Bing maybe surname Bong .I'm sure there's enough nice ladies to meet in the North,Girne is a big town,I'll start there!!! |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 19:31 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 35 of 72 in Discussion |
| sorry petlover,I checked your profile before replying.I thought it said you live in a pimp station,but it is near a pump station.And maybe as it's near Christmas your friend Bing could sing before the fling"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire....."I think my chestnts would be roasted too. |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 19:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 36 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike! I am packed! and someone has to check up on you - you'll no doubt have a harem installed by the time I get there! Remember you're not a teenager any more and take it steady! Have another white wine & white wine - cheers! |
petlovers

Joined: 30/10/2008 Posts: 52
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 19:47 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 37 of 72 in Discussion |
| hi mike, sorry i used my husband profile,i dont have any email add,when i read your post i remember my freind in south,anyway if your not interested is that ok. but if you want to see her she is really really nice at the age of 32.manythanks and regards........marsha |
petlovers

Joined: 30/10/2008 Posts: 52
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:15 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 38 of 72 in Discussion |
| hi mike, this is my friend email add; Im honey-bel08@yahoo.com name; Claribell bing Collado age;32 Limassol south cyprus single +35799062872 regards........marsha |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 39 of 72 in Discussion |
| Marsha,sorry I was very flippant,smack my wrist or wherever.Sorry she seems very nice and I love the younger lady.But she is young enough to be my daughter.tempting but no..thanks anyway Mike |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:29 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 40 of 72 in Discussion |
| Michael, I think you have started up a harem here, if this is a new post watch out ladies smithy |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:30 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 41 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hareem?go to Topkapi palace Istanbul......365 concubines for 1 sultan,I guess he had 1 day off on a leap year!!and his sons helped out.They all had the clapI'm doing my best to emulate just need another 364.......it's my day off tomorrow!! |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 42 of 72 in Discussion |
| Pipie,,,,,,,got it,starts with a v and ends with an a. any ideas? |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:40 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 43 of 72 in Discussion |
| Smithy,i'm just a simple Welshman,no Tom Jones or Richard Burton,Just one lovely lady will satisfy meOK could instead of will |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 20:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 44 of 72 in Discussion |
| Michael To think I followed Tom Jones all over the country, been to see 17 of his live concerts and now I'm here its all in the past shame, but you do have one thing in common with Tom your both Welsh, a lot of great men come from Wales smithy |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 02/12/2008 21:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 45 of 72 in Discussion |
| Smithy you are very complimentary....Diolch yn fawr. I'm afraid only got a couple of CD's of Tom Jones,but his CD with Jules Holland one of my favs. So at these 17 concerts how many knickers did you throw? I love a comment by Tom."They still throw knickers,but they are a bigger size,now!!" Oh no,with this drought here inTRNC,started thinking about"The green green grass of home" "It s not unusual?"Is it? Sorry,couldn't resist....byeeeeeeeeeeee |
Lemtich


Joined: 15/02/2007 Posts: 1487
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 22:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 46 of 72 in Discussion |
| Tsk, tsk, tell it like it is Doctor, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." Lem |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 02/12/2008 22:23 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 47 of 72 in Discussion |
| Michael I have thrown plenty and no they haven't got bigger, only his fan club and yes, the daughter of darkness"" is going back to the green green grass of home, well not yet as I have a few things on my calender to do first smithy |
smithy

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Message Posted: 02/12/2008 22:25 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 48 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi lem Good one, hope your well smithy |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 04/12/2008 11:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 49 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi Pipie.....this is serious..and badly needed. Where is a good supply of rotted horse manure?? Just bought lots of rose plants from Garden Centre that is closing down. Mike |
smithy

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Message Posted: 04/12/2008 11:35 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 50 of 72 in Discussion |
| If you drive to the Lefkosa roundabout where the floating rocks are, they have a horse training farm there I'm sure they will give you what you want. AGH the thought of it smithy |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 04/12/2008 11:45 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 51 of 72 in Discussion |
| Smithy,thought I'd do all the dirty jobs before I start dating!! Horse manure is the best,and it may have some little worms in it!!! |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 04/12/2008 11:48 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 52 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike - there's a chap next to the Sempati hotel keeps horses - you might try there! Maggie I'll hold my nose when I call on Sunday! |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 04/12/2008 11:59 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 53 of 72 in Discussion |
| Yes but he wants money for it !!!!and it's not very old. Needs to be 2 years old,then no smell,tastes nice!! |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 04/12/2008 12:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 54 of 72 in Discussion |
| have you tasted it??????????????? |
smithy

Joined: 17/07/2008 Posts: 5301
Message Posted: 04/12/2008 12:05 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 55 of 72 in Discussion |
| out of this post UG want my lunch now, |
MaggieAndBernie


Joined: 26/07/2008 Posts: 2012
Message Posted: 04/12/2008 12:07 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 56 of 72 in Discussion |
| Yes, see, you're putting the Ladies off now Mike with all this talk about sh*t |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 04/12/2008 12:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 57 of 72 in Discussion |
| Love me,love my sh*t......Going to Sempati and negotiate.... |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 24/12/2008 16:16 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 58 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi LynneI hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas,and look forward to meeting you in February. PS I am being a really good boy xx |
Lilli


Joined: 21/07/2008 Posts: 13081
Message Posted: 24/12/2008 17:26 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 59 of 72 in Discussion |
| hi mike my lovely, have you found a nice woman yet. Have a very happy christmas and a very happy new year . see you soon Love Lilli xxxx |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 24/12/2008 18:39 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 60 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi Lilli,Have met a few lovely ladies,and become good friends,but still looking for that very special person.You'll be the first to know!!Cariad ti !! Will call for my Xmas kiss!!!Love to you and Guido xxxxx |
britvic


Joined: 05/09/2008 Posts: 3039
Message Posted: 24/12/2008 18:43 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 61 of 72 in Discussion |
| Where's the photo Mike? |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 24/12/2008 18:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 62 of 72 in Discussion |
| did send.but first laptop.look on" connecting singles"name lapta Britvic,hold your partners hand,don't be tempted!! |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 24/12/2008 18:58 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 63 of 72 in Discussion |
| did send.but first laptop.look on" connecting singles"name lapta Britvic,hold your partners hand,don't be tempted!! |
Lilli


Joined: 21/07/2008 Posts: 13081
Message Posted: 24/12/2008 19:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 64 of 72 in Discussion |
| hi mike i await you my darling xxxx |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 25/12/2008 22:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 65 of 72 in Discussion |
| mushy peas..got thank you horse shit.....negotiating v......a have got lady...........mmmm |
britvic


Joined: 05/09/2008 Posts: 3039
Message Posted: 26/12/2008 15:00 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 66 of 72 in Discussion |
| Msg 65, Were you on the 'pop' last night by any chance? |
mikelapta


Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 26/12/2008 17:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 67 of 72 in Discussion |
| Hi britic,yes I was,and it wasn't britvics!!!!Maggie and Bernie took care of a lonely single man and gave me one of the best Christmas meals ever.And in 30 years never did a thing!!apart from eat and eat and drink!! May stay single for next Christmas.....nahhhhhhhh. Love to meet you AND your family when you come over |
britvic


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Message Posted: 26/12/2008 18:51 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 68 of 72 in Discussion |
| Mike, Have you been able to speak to your son over the festive season? how's he doing? |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 26/12/2008 18:57 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 69 of 72 in Discussion |
| Thanks Britvic,no not allowed .He's not in uniform..ok? |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 27/12/2008 11:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 70 of 72 in Discussion |
| it was stuck on 69.. |
britvic


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Message Posted: 27/12/2008 11:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 71 of 72 in Discussion |
| What was stuck on 69? |
mikelapta


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Message Posted: 27/12/2008 12:28 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 72 of 72 in Discussion |
| message no.69 !!!!! |
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