Sorry guys dinner is off

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 16:25

From an Egyptian news site, but posted in today's Daily Mail :- An Islamic cleric now living in Europe says that women should not handle cucumbers, courgettes, bananas or carrots in case they make us think of sex and we become aroused. Should we wish to eat any of these a male relative should cut them into small pieces and feed them to us. I'm OK with that, how about you?

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 16:32

What about Marrows.? A bit eye watering I would think..

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 17:35

I read the same article...and i thought, he obviously hasn't seen the cucumbers here...LOL!!



DD

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 17:38

Why should you not think of sex?



Sex is not unislamic

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 17:38

maybe we should call it a salad bar

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 18:14

Old Dublin Joke,



Biddy in in the Veg Market with her friend Molly...suddenly Biddy starts crying... What's wrong says Molly ?... It's the carrotts says Biddy, they remind of my late husband !.....What says Molly, the size of them ?... No says Biddy, the dirt of them !!!!

spangles


Joined: 22/10/2008
Posts: 411

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 19:04

daisy dukes - message 3

daisythedog


Joined: 17/07/2009
Posts: 73

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 23:04

Just love this one.

Sometimes when you open a thread with an unqualified title you think why did I bother, but this one was well worth a look, best chuckle I've had in ages.

There again if you look at the average size of a cucumber or banana in most European countries there could be many men with something to worry about!!!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/12/2011 23:11

Have you seen the size of cauliflowers in Turkey?!



Richard