A Christmas Tale in The TRNC

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
24/12/2011 14:57

woman and a man are iin a car accident on a Christmas eve in Kyrenia. Both of their cars are totally demolished, neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then h

oldshep


Joined: 02/11/2008
Posts: 609

Message Posted:
24/12/2011 15:00

hands the bottle back to the woman who replacing the top , and hands it back to the man .

Arnt you having a drink says the man , no says the woman

Think i will wait for the police !

Merry Christmas drive safely