Joke of the day North Cyprus

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 07:44

I couldn't resist posting this it made me lol



Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.



The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'



The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'



The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'



The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'



But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the arsehole - and they are interchangeable'

canada


Joined: 17/05/2011
Posts: 195

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 07:57

thank you

a nice way to start my day









any more?

rocky


Joined: 17/10/2007
Posts: 1749

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 10:50

is that a joke?

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 11:49

Lets here yours than Buddy!!

R.C.T.Man.



Joined: 27/03/2009
Posts: 746

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 11:50

That should say hear.

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 13:16

Man goes into the library and asks the aassistant:



"Have you got the book on small penises"



She replied:



"I don't think it's in "

isearentals


Joined: 19/11/2010
Posts: 45

Message Posted:
27/01/2012 15:04

Hilarious!! xxx