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jimchris09
Joined: 13/02/2009 Posts: 547
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 00:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 11 in Discussion |
| 59 year old, ashen faced Ron Knee is apparently not happy at Oswaldthwistle Rovers after his latest signing, Baldy Pevsner, managed 3 own goals against arch rivals Bacup Academicals last night. Ron (59) said that following the news about Fabio he would be willing to be considered to lead another load of useless overpaid poseurs for the right fee! Mr knee is 59. Again, apologies to PE! |
mikelapta
Joined: 20/11/2008 Posts: 2186
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 00:17 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 11 in Discussion |
| Does he take bribes ?does he speak a foreign language? Please God let them choose a British person,with ambition,not a tainted past |
philbailey
Joined: 17/01/2011 Posts: 3534
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 00:19 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 11 in Discussion |
| Msg 1,can we start an e-petetion for him? he gets my vote |
jimchris09
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Message Posted: 09/02/2012 00:21 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 11 in Discussion |
| You'll have to contact OR's director of football, Billy Boldasbrass. He can be contacted on piesanpuddings4me@suetmail.com |
Hippo
Joined: 02/02/2007 Posts: 2070
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 04:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 11 in Discussion |
| From is Terrace house in Lower Slack Alley Ron commented-To many of these overpaid nancy boys eating the wrong sort of food and drinking fine wines. They will be back on Black Pudding and Northern bitter, after this is what I account my success to. |
jimchris09
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Message Posted: 09/02/2012 11:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 11 in Discussion |
| As long as the black puddings are from Bury and the bitter is over 4.5% alc/vol there's nowt wrong wi that lad! |
deputydawg
Joined: 30/03/2010 Posts: 1727
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 12:09 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 11 in Discussion |
| Perhaps he will be willing to become player/manager and also team captain. That should save a couple of bob and end all the petty squabbling which too regularly occurs over these appointments. Does he have a PSV and international driving licence to transport the team to matches ? Harry Redknapp's disappointment could be molified by appointing him treasurer at the FA. |
Millwall123
Joined: 02/08/2011 Posts: 61
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 12:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 11 in Discussion |
| John Terry has made known his personal choice for the next manager..................Ron Atkinson. |
jimchris09
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Message Posted: 09/02/2012 12:24 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 11 in Discussion |
| None of these WAGS will be allowed either. The "lads" will be given one night off each week during training to go and visit the "good time girls" at the house of "Mucky Peg" daan by th'owd gasworks and shunting yards. |
chr1ch
Joined: 02/06/2011 Posts: 51
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 14:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 11 in Discussion |
| Will Mr Knee be allowed a trembley as well? |
jimchris09
Joined: 13/02/2009 Posts: 547
Message Posted: 09/02/2012 16:37 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 11 in Discussion |
| Can av a go at doin the umpty back monster down the back alley if he wants! |
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