joke - my parents emailed me this

reyntj


Joined: 26/01/2011
Posts: 229

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 13:41

Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and

Grandfathers is ??



Well here it is:



A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning

available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive

in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.



One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to

stay in bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she

would take their granddaughter out in the car.



When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how

her Grandfather was.



'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'





'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn't see

a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere today!'





Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

dippersgirl



Joined: 04/05/2010
Posts: 795

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 19:15

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philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 19:40

My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.

It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles,

that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 19:41

Very funny - both

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 19:44

Just had a thought - reynti's joke reminded me of an incident when my son was very young and sitting in his car seat in the back of the car. We got stuck in some traffic and a little voice rang out saying, very articulately:



"Come on luv - you can get a *************bus through there"



It's a wonder he wasn't taken away by Social Services, looking back.

philbailey


Joined: 17/01/2011
Posts: 3534

Message Posted:
24/02/2012 19:47

Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when You're drunk"

Husband says "thats not true....... sometimes I want a kebab"

fryingpan


Joined: 10/01/2012
Posts: 80

Message Posted:
25/02/2012 09:24

some mornings I wake up feeling bitchy........











Other mornings i just let her sleep