5 star hotels.........

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
09/03/2012 17:06

My girlfriend attended a Lawyer's conference in Phuket last week and her firm put us up in an ultra swanky 5 star hotel...



While she was out, i was in the lobby and came across one of those 'ring this number for pure filth sex' card.



When i got back in the room, I just had to know what was on offer, So, I plucked up the courage and rang the number - and the conversation went like this:





I ring the number,



Girl answers in a real sexy, professional voice ' what can I do for you'



I thinks right, I'm going to tell you and replied:



'I was thinking a mixture of GFE and PSE if thats ok, a nice massage to start then OWO, then like a bit of gentle sex to complete - How does that sound?'



The girl says:



'It sounds fantastic, but you need to dial 9 for an outside line sir.................."

sloan



Joined: 24/02/2009
Posts: 808

Message Posted:
09/03/2012 18:10

I had to google.... but I got the wiki answer!