I have just been bitten

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
09/03/2012 23:22

on my arse!! Yes, you read right, i just got bitten on my arse! For just walking down a road.



I couldn't even make my way to the house that owns this dog because if i tried to get to the door he would have taken more than a piece of my my arse!



Are there any turkish speaking english people that would be willing to talk to this family to explain that a free roaming vicious dog really is unacceptable?..



DD

ScubaBoy9


Joined: 19/07/2010
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
09/03/2012 23:54

There must be some attraction, It’s obviously a very nice arse, with a name like Daisy Dukes I'm sure it is ;-)Seriously I hope someone has a word with the family at least an adult can fight them off what would happen if it was a child!

ScubaBoy9


Joined: 19/07/2010
Posts: 87

Message Posted:
10/03/2012

By the way I would offer to apply some antiseptic, but unfortunately I’m in the UK. Story of my life always in the wrong place at the wrong time! Hope you are OK!

Blackbird



Joined: 11/08/2009
Posts: 1432

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 00:14

Must be a tasty arse.........lol

kbasat



Joined: 28/07/2011
Posts: 481

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 00:27

@blackbird, I dont agree with this at all, afterall, the dog had a bite and let go immediately...

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 02:04

Not a nice experience ,



Is your tetanus up to date ?

Go to the police next victim could be a small child

you have evidence to prove the dog is dangerous

Hippo


Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 05:51

More important is the dog alright?



Ill be round this morning with a soothing balm.

stockiefan


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 574

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 06:34

Steady Hippo, stick to golf No hang on thats crap too, carry on with the soothing balm

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 07:39

I heard the poor animal has been referred to a pet counsellor this morning, it was found wandering aimlessly, dazed and confused after a sleepless night, PTSD is suspected!

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 07:50

ok ok....jokes aside...is there anyone who can actually help me out here? I was thinking of taking a packet of pepper with me to chuck over the dog, but i'm not sure of the best way to distribute the pepper without getting it all over myself...



DD

buffyvento


Joined: 25/02/2012
Posts: 151

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 08:00

my hubby woudl punch it on the nose whilst growling at it show ne fear show who is boss then thenn run like billyo no seriously" kopek bite me on bum" is the turklish for your neighbour. a loud noise like a horn or something should do it.

lilyross


Joined: 24/03/2007
Posts: 137

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 09:38

oh thats not funny ! some helpful advice would be nice ....it must have been very frightening for you ,

dogs that roam are a pain in the bum !oops sorry ,

MarkVPiazza


Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 530

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 09:39

DD



You should report this to the Muktar or council - I have heard they are pretty severe on this sort of thing

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 09:52

'Come here nice doggie - I've got a lovely, yummy treat for you!'



A ball of mincemeat laced with 'Lannate'!



Gobble-gobble, hic - and the pesky hound's bum-biting days will be over in about quarter of an hour!

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 10:06

Should be charged with taking a piece of the breech..es

eager


Joined: 23/02/2007
Posts: 1272

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 10:16

Could always try turning the other cheek i suppose !

dippersgirl



Joined: 04/05/2010
Posts: 795

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 10:55

You must go to your belediye and tell then. In Dipkarpaz the take action for this sort of thing straight away.

northcyprus74


Joined: 11/01/2012
Posts: 275

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 11:18

please email me your number and I can assist fluent in english and turkish

jock1



Joined: 06/01/2008
Posts: 3786

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 11:41

you want me to kiss it better....?

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 11:49

Daisy, get a jif lemon, half empty it and fill with jeyes fluid. Quite easy to carry about and work well as a deterrent.

T



ps try not to let it go in the dogs eyes, mouth, nose or any other sensitive area.

sharonlucky


Joined: 21/12/2011
Posts: 3

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 11:51

it's really interesting when I read the title of this topic...

arrry



Joined: 19/08/2008
Posts: 1235

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 14:32

From now on only go walkies with a BIG stick in your hands .

blade


Joined: 19/06/2010
Posts: 1286

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 18:51

Sam,

if you have been bitten you should seriously go to the hospital for medical treatment. Not just tetnus but also rabies.

Dogs are being brought in here from Turkey & Russia which both has rabies and not being brought in by proper means .

don't take a chance go and get treatment now!

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 19:51

blade...he is quite an old dog, very much doubt he has rabies, but i am up to date on my tetanus shots. (had a ton of them when i went to hospital)



As for calling in the muchtar, as it's a sort of neighbour, i really don't want to get 'official' as it could make matters worse, they've only to take umbridge and chuck a bit of poison over my gate for my own dogs, hence why i'd like to have someone go with me for a 'friendly' little chat.



arrry, the trouble with a big stick (or any kind of weapon) is you have to be very confident you will get the animal hard, as you are likely to just enrage it further, and then DD no more.



And finally, yes, it was very scary, he's a big dog, and my nerves are pretty shattered, especially as i have to go past him fairly regulary...most times he just runs at me barking...this time i guess he was hungry.. :((



DD

ronjeremy


Joined: 07/03/2012
Posts: 26

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 19:54

Daisy are you saying the major will not only not help you but may cause more problems for you ,no wonder you want to move .

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 19:56

What sort of selfish, pig-ignorant, idiot neighbour's do you have DD?



If they give a stuff about yours and others safety, they'd get this savage, crazy beast destroyed - and pronto!

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 20:00

msg 25 and 26...i agree totally, it's a horrible situation, but there's not a whole lot i can actually do about it :(



DD

gates


Joined: 08/12/2008
Posts: 1096

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 20:15

what a nightmare these things are out here you know as soon as you get a new neibour you are gonig to end up with a barking dog , bored people with nothing to do , get up mid day dont give a mokies , is having a dog chucking a bit of left overs out and building a kennel in the garden having a dog that barks all night , walk down the road and runs after you barking and groaling at you is that owning a dog , i think dog owners should go and get some lessons about owning a dog , when they get off the plane do they leave the brain on it , shut the barking muts up or live some were we all cant here them

you would not do it in the uk so why make peoples life a missery out here

BizziLizzi


Joined: 02/08/2011
Posts: 855

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 00:08

Daisy: If all else fails Scream!!! If there are other houses around you will attract all the neighbours who will realise there is a problem and hopefully deal with it and the owners. Just dont show them where it bit. Yell "Help" and "Imdat"



Most local aggressive dogs turn tail if you make the gesture of throwing stones - or skittle small pebbles at them. Or a water pistol in its face.

MsGarnet


Joined: 04/01/2009
Posts: 989

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 02:45

I would report this dog bite immediately - next time a child may have its face torn off - let alone you or another adult attacked...neighbour or not - EVERY dog has the potential to attack; this dog should be kept muzzled when off its owners property and when on it - the property should be secure enough to keep it in - I wouldn't give a damn about hurting neighbours feelings - if that were the case, they aren't people you would want to be friends with anyway - if they would rather live with a ticking bomb than do anything about it. Whilst one should never make eye contact with an aggressive dog - and should a dog appear to be in attack mode, one is supposed to stand stock still (easier said than done) if knocked to the ground, one should cover one's nape and face/neck, curled in a ball if possible - as the neck and face is the prime target. Carrying pepper and always wearing a loud whistle to blow (hopefully hurts its ears so much, it backs off - whilst attracting help for you)

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 09:00

1. I don’t think the owners of the dog need reminding that “a free roaming vicious dog really is unacceptable?..” I’m sure they already know, telling them again will only risk confrontation.

2. You should report such an aggressive and uncontrolled dog to the authorities, it is your duty as a responsible resident.

3. You should have taken pictures of the dog and the injuries and sought medical advice if the skin was broken.

4. Alternatively, If the intention of the OP was to feed your self-absorbed personality, job well done!

Hippo


Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 11:35

Just like every other male we all like a slice of a...

buffyvento


Joined: 25/02/2012
Posts: 151

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 20:41

anyone to help translate yorgo

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:31

Message 33, What or whom is Yorgo?

birdman



Joined: 20/09/2010
Posts: 690

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:40

A Jiff bottle filled with water, or a spray bottle, (Kitchen cleaner), filled with the same will suffice. Any spray can

( furniture polish, fly spray, etc.) will also deter/stop an advancing dog if directed to the dogs face. Shouting back at the dog also tends to make them back off.

Also.

If you hold a stick between both your hands, a dog will automatically bite the stick, enabling you to lift the dog up or off the ground. You then have a perfect target for your feet to dissuade it from further attacking you.



Gerry

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:47

One sure cure for any dog is a stick of dynamite wrapped in a bit of steak or mince - but just make sure that after having lit the fuse and chucked it that the bloody dog doesn't grab it and run under your house!



This actually happened in New Zealand!



'Stiffen the crows' - what a cloud of sh1t and sticks there was!

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 22:58

Msg 35, thats a good idea, but if the dog is heavy or as big as you are it might be rather difficult to do as you say... think spraying it is the best option ...

dizzycows


Joined: 12/05/2009
Posts: 2736

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 23:24

On another thought, Sam isnt very big, and has had her nerves shot to bits this last year, so she is feeling very vulnerable, any help regarding this issue must be of great help to her....

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 23:40

Daisy Dukes/Sam



Message 34 on this link you say the belediyesi will sort this out in an instance. Why are you not going to sort this with the belediyesi. Take someone who is able to talk Turkish with you to explain.



Is this the very same dog that was frightening you just a few months ago too. ? I might be wrong ?



But yes it could be a child next. Please do something and not just leave it. please !



Spider,X

spider


Joined: 03/01/2009
Posts: 5527

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 23:41

OOps forgotten the link lol



http://www.cyprus44.com/forums/67793.asp



Good luck.



Spider,X

daisy dukes


Joined: 06/09/2008
Posts: 3815

Message Posted:
12/03/2012 07:07

This dog doesn't roam the village, he is not a stray and is not sick or flea infested, it just guards it's house that i have to walk past periodically. If it was a stray etc i would definitely call the Belediyesi but for the reasons above i have decided the first democratic course of action would be to talk to the owner first.

However, i have found someone who is going to have a chat with the owner, who by the way is covinced it doesn't bite, just barks, so i would have to prove he bit me my showing my arse to anyone who wants a look, or failing that find a witness...which i don't think there was one.



Anyway as i said, hopefully it will all get sorted out today.



DD

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
12/03/2012 07:51

Nothing for it then, Daisy - you'll just have to give your neighbour the 'Maori Welcome' - same as they gave to Prince Charles - otherwise known as 'Chucking a Brown Eye' - that way the neighbour is bound to see the fang marks on your shapely rump!



Don't worry about this being 'a bare-arse cheek' - just 'grasp the nettle' and do it!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
12/03/2012 08:21

To advise you on the best method of carrying out the above [Msg 42] - *our favourite Australian bard has got to be the world's best tutor!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgMH5FCC6_g



Not for the squeamish!



* I know you like him, DD - cos at Brinsley's Sunday lunch you thought I was him - well, for a coupla three minutes, anyway!

suel5


Joined: 16/01/2011
Posts: 69

Message Posted:
22/03/2012 02:25

Dear GATES. you are an absolute !! What time of day I decide to open my blinds is no concern of yours.If I care for street dogs is no concern of yours, if you want to get out of bed to provide the tarmac that I drive on, then fine by me. Also, I am too young to retire, I have not come here to retire because I cant afford to in the UK. I have moved here to get away from pricks like you. YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. PLEASE KNOCK AT MY DOOR AND VOICE YOUR OPINIONS, NOT ON HERE FOOL!!!!!!

Did not think of moving here that I would have neighbours that scream and shout in the street to one another when they are having a domestic, especially when I have friends round. How shameful for me. Knock at my door if you have a problem with new people in your road. I have a huge problem that I own a property in the UK where we all take pride in our homes. You make our area look like a scrap yard. Would hate to rent a holiday property facing yours.



Post edited for persomal remark , Simbas

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
22/03/2012 07:36

Msg44 , edited for reason given , i cannot see where he has referred to you by name in his post , if there is history between you take it off board

Simbas

mikelapta



Joined: 20/11/2008
Posts: 2186

Message Posted:
22/03/2012 07:42

Excuse my innocence....is this known as "dogging"??Is it allowed in TRNC?



Sorry,Sam,to here about your bum biting experience !!!Left or Right cheek?





Mike