Getting rid of squatters in North Cyprus

donja


Joined: 10/03/2012
Posts: 1

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 11:51

İ have a similar problem to Robert Spaull with non-payment of rent. Does anybody know the name and telephone number of his solicitor so that İ can contact them?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 16:00

I think you will need the telephone number of your own solicitor

ismet

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 17:02

Very subtle ismet

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 17:58

Just take out an immoral mortgage on the property and you should have no problem shifting the problem!



Only though if the "victim" is of UK origin (apparently!)



Ismet....You should hang your head in shame over your answer:(

trnclion


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 61

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 18:08

Ismet....You should hang your head in shame over your answer:(



Bang on Yenibob

cyprusairsoft



Joined: 22/06/2009
Posts: 2066

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 20:20

most helpful member crown slipping lol

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 20:23

donja/Msg 1:



'SuperGlue' their bloody car door locks - not forgetting the boot/hatch - make sure you use the marine variety [thicker] and 'activator' [drying accelerator].



They'll have to, at least, get the windscreen removed before anyone can get into the vehicle to get the door linings off to force the handles to open the doors!



If they've caused you inconvenience and expense - how about reciprocating???!!!



Solicitors/advocates will simply rub their hands with glee if you ask them to sort out your problem - believe me such action will cost you heaps!

astro941


Joined: 22/05/2011
Posts: 193

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 23:35

Simple, get hwilde to go round, he/she will bore them to death and they will scarper pretty quickly.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
10/03/2012 23:55

Bazooka them!



Richard

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 00:07

I'd get rid of them for you.



mail me of board if interested.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 00:33

Msg 10

The only trouble is, you would do with impunity!



Richard

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 06:35

msg 11

Don't worry about that,I learnt how to deal with none-paying tenants in uk.





Sal

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 08:14

@ Message 1: Well I would be tempted to take up Yorgozlu’s kind offer to quickly resolve the issue of occupation, by doing this you would also strategically be placing the responsibility on the evicted tenants to instigate any due process and seek legal counsel, (and pay for it) if they felt it would be advantageous and worth their while. You, I believe would be in a better position in an argument, of that of an owner in occupation, but be prepared for any backlash! The content and quality of the clauses, with respect to the Laws of the TRNC, within your tenancy contract, should be your best ally.

RadioAngel


Joined: 21/01/2012
Posts: 426

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 12:53

message 2......is that supposed to be helpful ? I have seen some strange posts by a moderator on here today. Who choses these people and what happens if their moral compass goes off course ?

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 16:22

Msg 1

Go with yorgozlu, the tried and tested old ways are the best

Smity



Joined: 14/09/2009
Posts: 826

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:22

Get the water & power cut off

as A landlord you can change the locks

If all that fails see message 10



Good Luck

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:28

Wrong way round Smity! Invoke message 10, THEN change the locks!

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:29

Are you all mad? This is the TRNC.....Do not attribute normal standards to situations here!



Yorg gives advice that will see any expat deported!!









Post edited for personal remark ...... Simbas

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:42

Under which Laws would a Landlord be deported for evicting a tenant in default of his tenancy contract?

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:49

Msg 18

Beg to differ, method 10 gets the job done without involving the conmen legal system and dragging the process out. If this method was widely adopted, the problem of squatters would disappear.

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 18:49

Msg 10,



Way to go, Yorgozlu !

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:03

Msg 21

You yourself favour the direct approach too, to much pussyfooting goes on to placate the criminal element

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:05

yenibob

Re message 18.



'Yorg (the moronic thug) gives advice that will see any expat deported!!'



First of all I would suggest you apologize to Yorg for your comments as I guess you have never met him. Secondly no one is advocating violence as there are more subtle ways of sorting the problem out. Who knows, perhaps the tenant may owe Yorg money so it will not be anything to do with the owner of the property.

So yenibob what is your solution?

paddywack


Joined: 04/05/2009
Posts: 959

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:38

AJ

Having never met Yorg, I am of the opinion he is one of the most down to earth sensible people on this forum

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 19:59

msg 18



I did not give advise,read my post again,I offered to take care of it.I accept that there is a risk,an odd risk,but 99.9% tenants don't bother as it is a costly process and even if they did,you have your house back in the meantime.

They'll be too busy running around,looking for another place to live.



I have learnt all I know through own,expensive,expiriences.I once paid my solicitor over £10.000 trying to get the tenants out and it took few of us turning up and making them an offer they couldn't refuse.That was my first attempt of taking the law into my own hands and it paid off.



I'm not suggesting by all means that I like seing people homeless but no 1 has to come first.





so,the offer is there,I wouldn't do it for nothing.Take it or leave it is up to you.

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 20:01

paddywack

Absolutely correct.

If I had any problems out here that I could not resolve myself then Yorg would be the first person I would call on.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 20:02

I rest my case.....ThugsRus..... And hope for a lenient judge

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 20:08

call it whatever you like msg 27.As long as I get my house back from the so called 'thugs',I don't realy care.If the place is good enough to live in,and it must be since a contract has been signed,it is also good enough to pay.



It is ok for so called 'thugs' not to pay but not so for when it comes to claiming your place back!!



justice at it's best.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 21:26

yorg's Msg 28 - I vote as the best posting of 2012, so far!



I have another suggestion/contribution to offer:



Two wires connected to the starter motor and shoved in a bag of NPK fertiliser placed under the car, with a few other 'selected' ingredients, should see these squatters fly about 90 feet into the air!

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 21:50

yenibob

Re message 27:

So again what would be your solution to the problem?

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
11/03/2012 23:06

If I was having a problem with tenants I would go for the 'yorgozlu' option, definitely cheaper and no animals harmed along the way.................I hope...

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
13/03/2012 08:43

britvic/Msg 31:



No animals would be harmed - using Msg 29's advice they'd just fly to bits!

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 09:57

Yorgozlu's solution may work most of the time but sometimes it can go very wrong and the landlord may end up with a criminal prosecution.

In a recent case the tenants stopped using the shop in a very prime position but did not hand back the keys in the expectation of some cash from the landlord. The landlord entered the shop by force and carried what he found into a store in the presence of a mukhtar. Upon a complaint from the tenant the police regained the shop and landlord prosecuted for unlawful trespass. What made it worse is that the landlord's daughter and her husband are both advocates. Now my wife is dealing with the case and trying to sort it out. The regulations in this field are changing by the month and leaves a great deal to interpretation which makes it a nightmare for young lawyers.

ismet

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 10:32

Ismet

How do you know what Yorgs solution is? I am sure he is well aware of the pitfalls of trying to enter property to claim it back. There are more ways to skin a cat (apologies to cat owners) and there are many things that can take place outside and away from the property that can solve the problem.

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 11:27

As I already posted in Message 13;

“You, I believe would be in a better position in an argument, of that of an owner in occupation, but be prepared for any backlash! The content and quality of the clauses, with respect to the Laws of the TRNC, within your tenancy contract, should be your best ally.”

The strength in any landlords dispute with a tenant is in the integrity of a signed Tenancy Agreement.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 12:11

Dillon/Msg 35:



You're just forgetting a slight, but only slight anomaly - contractual agreements aren't worth arse-wipe here!

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 12:40

Now is that the general consensus of opinion? Or just a bitter and twisted judgment of a poor loser ?

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 13:07

Dillon/Msg 37:



Obviously, you have no concept of the vast number of legalised scams being perpetrated with no chance of redress, or compensation for the victims.



In my case, having bought pre '74 Turkish Title in 2005, I was scammed by the government by refusal of PTP on the property I had paid for in full.



If that is not a violation of all that's decent, perhaps you can justify your smug attitude?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 13:17

msg 34, AJ,

I don't know the solution that Yorg is talking about except that it is not the legal route. I must have a private word with him, perhaps he has come up with an ingenious solution within the law

ismet

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 14:00

@Tenakoutou message 38;

And what do your assumptions of me and your story of woe have to do with the subject matter, ‘Getting rid of squatters in North Cyprus’ ? last time I looked, a smiley face indicated a sense of humour in a written post, I think your mask needs de-fogging as it appears to be clouding your interpretation of written English and your pre-determined judgement of others, cheer up old sport

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 14:43

Dillon/Msg 40:



If you had bothered to read my [tongue-in-cheek] remedy for getting rid of squatters in Msg 29, you should appreciate that I have already made the appropriate solution to the problem!



Don't fret - I have enough peripheral vision, whether my mask on or off, to interpret your utterly flawed advice in your Msg 13 - 'The content and quality of the clauses, with respect to the Laws of the TRNC, within your tenancy contract, should be your best ally.'



By making such a statement you have clearly demonstrated your naivety; certainly as pertinent to the degree of lawlessness on this entire island.

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 14:51

ok guys/gals,no need to drag it into yet another argument.



I said I'd do it,I meant it.



Anyonje wants it done,give me a shout.

I can assure you no break in or force will be used.



ps.Ismet abi,I'm not an angel as you might have guest.............................or am I?

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 15:18

Anything can be arranged for a small 'cash consideration', can't it Yorg?



Especially in Cyprus!

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 15:25

@Tenakoutou, message 41;

Ha ha ha, are you serious? That chip you wear on your shoulders must be a real burden at times ? just because YOU got it wrong, don’t assume everyone else in the TRNC is as short sighted as you apparently have been, as they say, a fool and his money are soon parted

Harbouring such anger just isn’t healthy Tenakoutou, you need to accept what’s happened, forgive those who you believe took advantage of your innocence and move on with your life, forgiveness liberates the soul, It removes fear, that is why it is such a powerful weapon, de-fog that mask, cast off that chip and lighten up a little

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 17:24

Dillon/Msg 44:



I and hundreds of others didn't 'get it wrong' - nobody who bought pre '74 Turkish Title back in 2004-5 knew about this covert government policy, even the [honest] Turkish Cypriots themselves.



If you can so readily accept endemic corruption, this just exposes the untrustworthy side of your dubious character - so, don't preach to me from the safe cocoon of your 'ivory tower' in Dubai!

Rottolover



Joined: 21/06/2009
Posts: 519

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 17:54

Hey Mr Dillon, do you ever allow any punctuation near your sentences?



I think I read in a previous post of a method of evicting squatters that sounded very doable. It involved a large man, two large dogs and some loud music. 'Birdman', I think it may have been...

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 17:59

Do they have Conspiracy Laws in the TRNC?

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 18:13

@Tenakoutou message 45

Ooh dear! I see the darker side of your character coming out in you now Tenakoutou, tell me, do you insult everyone you come into contact with on the forum who has a different opinion to that of yours, or are you paying particular attention to me for some reason?

The only corruption I have accepted, is to advise the OP in message 13 “to take up Yorgozlu’s kind offer to quickly resolve the issue of occupation” whether ‘endemic’ in nature or not, I would guess you’d have to accuse the kind Yorgozlu of that, and see what his response would be, as for the rest of your insult, did you infer the biblical or the more modern reference in your latest, ‘ivory tower’ assumption?

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 18:20

@ Rottolover message 46, Not sure exactly what you mean? and Yorgozlu has offered in this thread, his services to evict the non paying tenants.

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 18:29

Dillon, I tend to agree with you regarding Rottolover's post. In his defence it would seem that English is not his first language. As to your use of punctuation....There would in fact seem to be a surfeit!



Grammar is the difference between knowing your s**t, and knowing you're s**t



Having said all of that, the message is what really matters.

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 18:34

Aah well, I guess then I'll just have to add that to my growing list of faults!

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:04

Dillon/Msg 41:



While you're at it, you may as well add your glaring lack of knowledge of the illegalities being perpetrated in what you appear to consider some sort of Utopian paradise - how mistaken you are!



My utterances are nothing to do with the dark side of my character, nor intended as any form of insult - that is unless you are hypersensitive enough to regard my responses to your goodself as 'insults'!



As for your presumtion on what I might, or might not, say to 'yorgozlu' - it is blatantly obvious that your intention is to inflame him. You underestimate him - he's smarter than that!



So, Dillon, I'm sure CY44 forum readers of this thread would be interested to be informed just exactly where you are pontificating from - Dubai, or TRNC?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:24

msg. 50, Yenibob,

I loved your definition of grammer. I must put you on my "favorites" list



Was this thread about squatters and how to remove them? I will be damned if I close it and damned if I don't. How can I play safe? Yorg, what is your solution to this one?

ismet

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:32

Ismet abi,leave it running please,it reminds me of an incident I had witnessed in essex,back in 80s,where we locked up 2 young women in next door kebap shop,who were fighting and sat back and watched.It was one of the best wrestling watches I had ever seen.......everything everywhere............litteraly

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:39

I find it truly amazing how you think you know exactly how much I DON’T know about the ‘illegalities being perpetrated’ in the TRNC, Have I claimed the TRNC to be a utopian paradise? I think not, if you can find such a post please share

‘the untrustworthy side of your dubious character, your smug attitude, your utterly flawed advice, your naivety, you can so readily accept endemic corruption, I suppose then, are examples of your warm and hearty welcome for me to the forum, I apologize for seeing them as the insults that I so mistakenly and originally did and it wasn’t me who started talking about my acceptance of ‘endemic corruption’ was it? As I recall that was your statement in message 35, you remember, just before your warm and hearty welcoming statement of my ‘untrustworthy side of your dubious character’ ...

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:39

Ismet, I will happily join your list, if you learn to spell "Favourites" and "Grammar"

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:44

...Cont from 55, Finally, my location, which is current, and clearly stated to be in Dubai in my member profile on the forum is available for all to see, do you have an interest in the UAE?



I apologise in advance for the prolific use of punctuation



Close it Ismet, with my blessings, I doubt there will be further benefit to the OP and it appears that Mr Angry will just, well, remain angry

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 19:51

Yenibob,

Its Google Chrome to blame. It has only English (American) spelling and if I write anything in UK English it underlines it in red and I hate to see red. So I give in and accept the recommended spelling. I will be more obstinate in the future and insist on queen's English and spelling. I promise

ismet

yenibob


Joined: 13/10/2010
Posts: 1203

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:00

Poor excuse Ismet



Change the settings in Chrome..





Click on the Spanner (top right)



Options



Under the Bonnet



Web Content



Language and Spellchecker settings



Make the change



Job Done.

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:01

Well Ismet, if I were being pedantic, there is no such language as UK English, that is a Bill Gates invention in an attempt to add some authority to US English, there is only English language, the definitive English, sometimes called World English, then there are all the other bastardized versions.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:05

Dillon/Msg 57:



Not 'angry', dear chap - just highly amused by your beligerent attitude!



You have spectacularly failed to faze me in the slightest!



Now, just to keep on topic - have these squatters been ejected yet?



How is the situation with 'squatters' rights' in Dubai - please enlighten this readership?

elko2



Joined: 24/07/2007
Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:11

Yenibob,

My version of Chrome has "English (United states)" and "English". However when I click on "English" it says "This language cannot be used for spell checking". The third choice is "Turkish" which is of no help here. Ah well, its better than nothing and I like Chrome much better than Explorer now.

ismet

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:12

@Tenakoutou, Well I'm happy I've brought a little levity to your life, heaven knows you need it As it happens and as you ask? there are absolutely no squatters rights in Dubai, just the way it should be.

martinD41


Joined: 06/09/2010
Posts: 3001

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 20:55

Surely to be classified as a squatter, firstly you have to live in a country that has established laws that either tolerate or not tolerate the said squatter..Here it's every man for himself,especially if you are local or turkish..

Blackpoolfan


Joined: 03/12/2008
Posts: 1568

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 21:17

Why not bend the rules most people in the TRNC do!!!!! I am sure an above average of the population are bent i.e. Builders, Advocates, Agents, etc that's before you start on the Government.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 21:20

Dillon/Msg 63:



As 'martinD41' rightly states the situation in TRNC, this endorses my information to you, but renders your summation, or recommendation of recourse to law, as not only superfluous to requirements but also invalid.



With your attitude, what a cropper you're going to come when you eventually reside in TRNC, or even RoC, for that matter!

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 21:23

Dillon

Are you a vacuum cleaner manufacturer by chance?!



Richard

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 21:35

@ Tenakoutou who said; "With your attitude, what a cropper you're going to come when you eventually reside in TRNC, or even RoC, for that matter!"

You mean like you did? LOL, that’s the problem with judging other people by your own standards isn’t it? ROFLMSO your arrogance knows absolutely no bounds does it?

@Brinsley, no that's James, the black sheep of the family!

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 21:57

msg 63-64



Don't worry about locals or turkish too much as we have learnt how to 'bent' the rules in a "civilised" place.





if you know what I mean...........;)

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 22:03

Dillon/Msg 68: 'your arrogance knows absolutely no bounds does it?'



Arguably, on a par with your constant [ineffectual!] invective and abysmal ignorance of TRNC!

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 22:25

@ Mr Angry: But I haven't attacked, criticised or abused the TRNC in any fashion whatsoever, you are in fact the one guilty of that crime? Perhaps, with English not being your first language you could be forgiven for not understanding the true meaning of invective, and you just wanted to insult me again and somehow, it just sounded right, but you are absolutely right in your opening line, it is arguably

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 22:28

For  read ...

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:02

Dillon/Msg 71:



Obviously, you are so obsessed with this thread that you choose to ignore what so many other people, who you would term as 'losers', have expressed as 'facts of life' in TRNC in so many other threads.



You should research matters in TRNC more thoroughly - only then will you be slightly more qualified to contribute something worthwhile - especially to the topic of this thread.



Try reading through CY44 archives and NCFP before commenting any further - you might learn something factual.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:16

Vacuum cleaner brother

I can personally vouch that Tenakoutou speaks at least three languages fluently and a few more, 'ish. How's your Arabic?



Richard

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:22

@ Mr Angry; Ooh, I see, so you have to be a ‘victim’ of the TRNC to be qualified to comment on the thread of a tenant refusing to pay his rent? I called YOU a loser, most other people I have spoken to are getting on with their lives and are comfortable in doing so, are you up to speed with the real meaning of invective now

Jonholmes


Joined: 08/11/2011
Posts: 184

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:25

I used to love the magic roudabout

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:31

Msg 76

I think that was Dylan, but for old times sake!

http://youtu.be/PAcnDevkTnc



Richard

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:44

@ message 74; 1, not my brother and 2, that has exactly what? to do with 'Getting rid of squatters in North Cyprus'?

Jonholmes


Joined: 08/11/2011
Posts: 184

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:47

Squatters in north Cyprus is quite an emotive subject .

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
15/03/2012 23:51

Well, according to Yorgozlu and a few others on the forum, it is resolvable.

TheSaint


Joined: 15/01/2012
Posts: 27

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 00:03

A Very good friend of mine owned a lot of property in England and always used to solve his unwanted guest problems with a Transit full of Paddys and 2 crossbows.

Now being that its Paddys day tomm.Go into 1 of the multi Paddys celebrating bars tomm(Check Events Page) and get 4 Paddys loaded, tell them your story, pay their bill and job done.

HMMMMM Crossbow???

No ballistics and silent and easy to make yourself.

ALTERNATIVE

Pay and do it the legal way and after 20 years and as many thousands of pounds waisted.

Get REAL.

All The Best .

Either way I HONESTLY HOPE you resolve horrible situation.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 02:12

Msg 80



بقيت في دبي وعلمت اللغز وقانون



Richard

Dillon


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Posts: 134

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 07:21

@Message 82, Then I hope you feel a better man for that experience and you would also agree that a Tenancy Agreement with Teeth is an invaluable asset for a landlord wherever they may be in the world!

Hedgehog


Joined: 24/06/2011
Posts: 15

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 07:38

This is a strange discussion. There are loads of professional Russian enforcers both sides of the Green Line. Costs less and 100% effective.

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 08:09

Dillon/Msg 75 'are you up to speed with the real meaning of invective now ?'





I am very conversant with either 'invective', or 'diatribe' - both words, according to the 'Concise Oxford Dictionary' describe the tone of your duplicitous postings!



From your Msg 83: 'a Tenancy Agreement with Teeth is an invaluable asset for a landlord wherever they may be in the world!'



Not if it conflicts with the rights of the squatters, as is often the case in TRNC?



Is this slowly sinking in now that you've read several more postings?



However, if it makes you feel better to bolster your ego by bluster, carry on believing what you want to believe!

Dillon


Joined: 05/02/2012
Posts: 134

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 08:22

@ Message 85; Mr Angry, You're just getting desperate now and it’s not a pretty sight, I said in Message 13; “The content and quality of the clauses, WITH RESPECT TO THE LAWS OF THE TRNC, within your tenancy contract, should be your best ally.” This I will continue to believe in and advise anyone who cares to read my posts, which I might add isn’t obligatory!



Obligatory, Pronunciation: /əˈblɪgət(ə)ri/ adjective, required (or as in this case, NOT) by a legal, moral, or other rule; compulsory

elko2



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Posts: 4400

Message Posted:
16/03/2012 08:41

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