Do you have a female turkey available for a couple of weeks

Pippie


Joined: 02/12/2009
Posts: 1288

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 19:09

This is a very serious post!



I have a very randy turkey named Jake that needs servicing, and something to take his attention away from me and the duck!! He's been on heat for a few weeks now and I'm hoping his strutting around is just him being frustrated and that if he has another turkey around he might become happier and more settled!



Are there any members on this forum who are experts on keeping turkeys?

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 19:13

Yorg , maybe

Simbas

yorgozlu



Joined: 16/06/2009
Posts: 4437

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 19:26

simbas;

My wife would be very upset to read your comments.



sorry Pippie,I don't have any turkeys at the moment.My neighbour has some but he won't lent them out.

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 19:28

I have just realised what i have posted , oh god , sorry Yorg

Simbas

wanderer


Joined: 05/02/2009
Posts: 1653

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 19:45

There is a Turkey in Ozankoy don't know the gender though or the people you could ask them

1 st left past the Cratos by Patinas up to the village do not take the Tropicanna turning but the second or tird house on the right has a Turkey hope it helps

timaloy


Joined: 30/06/2011
Posts: 171

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 20:13

theres also a small farmyard with a few turkeys on the back road from lapta to karsiyaki,its like a small zoo really,sure they would help

jimbob433



Joined: 26/06/2008
Posts: 102

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 20:32

where is bernald matthews when u need him

eagleyemonkey


Joined: 21/03/2010
Posts: 184

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 21:12

I don't think it will make any difference.

I had a pair of turkeys some years ago and the male was always ' on heat '.

astro941


Joined: 22/05/2011
Posts: 193

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 21:34

I heard that the best part of a turkey is it's gobble, please explain.

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 23:45

I'll take the one with the Big Breasts, much more succulent ! , and very little fat ! lol.

Brinsley


Joined: 04/04/2009
Posts: 6858

Message Posted:
20/03/2012 23:52

I like my turkey stuffed!!



Richard

gazmufc78


Joined: 03/09/2009
Posts: 366

Message Posted:
21/03/2012 06:59

Well I had a turkey and when I purchased it I asked how long it would last in a freezer and was told 6 months.

However when I opened the lid and looked inside it was dead!! Sorry.

chinaeyes


Joined: 13/02/2009
Posts: 425

Message Posted:
21/03/2012 07:34

Hahaha,Simbas,For once on this board I've laughed my socks off this morning,that was soooooo funny [to me anyway].There are loads of Turkeys in Tepebasi just after Camlibel.

minertor



Joined: 14/02/2009
Posts: 1238

Message Posted:
21/03/2012 09:36

And the NN award for "joke of the week" must go to



SIMBAS



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Pippie


Joined: 02/12/2009
Posts: 1288

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 19:04

Thanks for everyone's comments, I thought it'd make a few people smile too!



Well I'm afraid today he just became too much of a muchness and too much gobbling was driving us mad. Today he was introduced to our freezer!

EamonnMc


Joined: 18/06/2010
Posts: 1019

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 19:13

Msg 15,



He should be quite" hard "after that !

Panchocat


Joined: 29/11/2009
Posts: 1333

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 22:36

Message 7, he's been pushing up the daisies for quite a while now I'm afraid!

RIP Bernard.

barbieb


Joined: 05/07/2009
Posts: 277

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 23:15

Well if anyone wants him maybe Pippie will sell him to you at the Boot Fair Sunday in AlsancaK, I am sure he will be very full?????!!!! Sorry Pippie xx

car4car


Joined: 17/12/2010
Posts: 12

Message Posted:
23/03/2012 23:54

I think that wins the prize for "The most interesting heading in a forum" (any forum, any site) for 2012!!

Hippo


Joined: 02/02/2007
Posts: 2070

Message Posted:
24/03/2012 06:10

Hippo will sort the problem for you-bring it here and I will eat it!!!

quackers


Joined: 02/03/2010
Posts: 179

Message Posted:
24/03/2012 22:11

Hi Pippie This is the best thread i have seen - hope you enjoy a leg or two - sorry about any pun but its a great topic - all my kids have had a good chuckle

Tenakoutou



Joined: 27/07/2009
Posts: 4110

Message Posted:
25/03/2012 13:37

If you phone someone who has a turkey, but won't lend it to you - tell him:



'Well, in that case, you can stick your turkey's head up my turkey's arse!'



If they appreciate an Antipodean sense of humour, they then might relent and lend you their turkey!