Virulent strain of Senile Dementia in TRNC

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 18:43

The Wildebeest said that she had shouted at me 3 times that there was a cup of coffee for me in the kitchen, now cold, and I would have to reheat it as I was as deaf as a post and would not get another one. So, I put the coffee in the refrigerator and pressed the start button on the microwave. When it "pinged" Wilde shouted out that it was ready. Ready, my a...e, when I opened the microwave the coffee had disappeared ! Wilde said that I should look in the refrigerator where I keep leaving my mobile telephone when I return from shopping. I am very worried about her as I think she is losing the plot (bless her). I ask you, who in their right mind is going to look for a telephone in a refrigerator

when it is a coffee that is is needed ?

Jeannie


Joined: 04/08/2009
Posts: 3283

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 19:06

Brian - you really do make me laugh out loud (although the content of your posting is a little too close for comfort, to be honest)



Jean

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 19:25

Jeannie. It ended in a great sadness. When Wilde found the coffee for me I could not drink it as it was foul and I told her that after nearly 49 years of marriage it should be clear that I do not like decaffeinated. Alas, after inspection of the scene where I was varnishing the front door Wilde offered the plea of mitigation that is was not decaffeinated, but I had dipped my paintbrush into the coffee cup rather than the paint tin. Thats taken the lustre off the full gloss for me and I shall opt for hot chocolate before bedtime !

Ed1957


Joined: 03/09/2011
Posts: 377

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 19:35

Do Wildebeestes not paint as well?

JohhnyLee


Joined: 25/04/2009
Posts: 2495

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 20:13

Brian be careful, my friend died from ingesting Varnish.



He had a wonderful finish.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 20:16

Yes, to a commercial standard, primarily, watercolours, acrylics, inks, pastels etc and encompassing traditional Cypriot style. Though, items given to local charities for raffle/auction prizes.

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 20:23

I think I may be immune to illness from ingesting varnish as I regularly spray on Max Factor Knacker Laquer which adds lustre to my cluster !

BlueButterfly


Joined: 03/11/2011
Posts: 160

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 21:15

Deputydog, you are a tonic, if only there were more like you. You make my day. love to the long suffering Wilde.

ranger5


Joined: 29/03/2011
Posts: 151

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 22:24

Deputydog and the Wildebeest, we thank you. You should try a one man show!

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 22:45

Deputydog. Could we please have a daily update posting.

jfoggy


Joined: 23/12/2006
Posts: 260

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 23:09

So funny - agree with Jean, a bit too close for comfort in this household. Keep them coming please!

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 23:09

Daily update ?. Blimey, I had to leave UK, because the kids and grandchildren tell everyone that Rowan Atkinson stole my scripts. Each morning as I arise I sit on the side of the bed and thank the Lord for another day but he does not know that I am thinking what the hell will I cock up today and I hope it does not involve more personal injury !

Woodspeckie


Joined: 25/01/2009
Posts: 2263

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 23:35

What does Wildebeest say when she sits on the other side of the bed, "please Lord not another day like yesterday"?

deputydawg


Joined: 30/03/2010
Posts: 1727

Message Posted:
27/03/2012 23:54

As soon as I stop snoring Wilde springs out of the bed and rushes to put the kettle on knowing that if I get there first it is likely to cost a new kettle as making tea is a complicated process which involves remembering to put water in the kettle before switching it on.

scootex



Joined: 03/03/2009
Posts: 908

Message Posted:
28/03/2012 10:58

A real tonic deputy dawg .but my problem is not forgetting to put in water but not putting it on the gas hob as they tend to melt any suggestions how to stop this practice as the stove is now a right mess