Celebrity Big Brother comes to CYPRUS 44

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 19:46

Celebrity Big Brother invite the following Cyprus 44 members into the BB house

Izzett

Littlenige

Ukturk

Alsanjack

Simbas

Suzanne

Ptepike

Coachie

Pilgrim

Deecyprus

Lili

Who will be the first of the above to receive a warning in the diary room?

Who will be the first 2 housemates to be nominated for eviction?

And finally who deserves to win?

Dont forget its just for fun no offensive remarks our moderators are busy enough.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

cronos


Joined: 26/10/2008
Posts: 2093

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 19:48

Another scenario...



Who will be the first to get cosy with each other under the duvet ?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:00

kenny thank you for your nomination but no one would fancy me and i would be alone in my duvet. they are all so young can you get me another celeb please. my best friends daughter was in the real one 5 years ago brought in to stir things up she was called a tranie and all sorts now she is on prozac such a shame she is beautiful. you may remember if you watched her name was LISA. HOWEVE I DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE sorry left caps on maybe pike and i . oh my god we will talk all night than you take care xxxx

rtddci


Joined: 29/12/2007
Posts: 842

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:03

What no bushtucker trials??????

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:12

Wrong show Martin.

When the next series of I'm a celebrity starts we can start a thread

I'm A Moderator get me off this board.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:14

thank yu kenny for getting us out of aar zone. you can now be on the list as you are a caleb xxxxxxx

MrAngry


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Posts: 47

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 20:48

Post deleted due to offensive comments about another member

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:11

Forgot about Wynardman

Maybe he could be the celebrity that joins the house after a week following Pikes eviction for disrespecting his fellow housemates.

Wynardman are you out there can you get a couple of weeks off work to go into the house dont worry about the exchange rate its all inclusive.

Kenny

redtom


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:13

nice posting Kenny B . gets us away from the warmongers. although I think your sad . Like anyone else who watches that stupid show. I can see were your coming from . Please dont take this the wrong way . Just my observations

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:23

I wont take it the wrong way Redtom

I may even put you on the reserve list for the next series even though your only a scrap dealer from Toxteth and not yet a 44 Celebrity.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:25

kenny please leave wyn out of this knock us all but he is a true gentleman why the hell do you think he has not been on here/wyn speaks his mind with a sense of humour dont even go there. take the pxxs out of me and the thers but please dont take it out of the people who really mattered on this board and ae staying away. ASK YOURSELF WHY. Wyn is a real man he does not have to hide behind a screen when he is ready he will pass on his wisdom and his humour xxxx

ronaldo


Joined: 14/11/2007
Posts: 372

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:33

Hey lighten up everyone out there, Im sure kennyb is trying to be light hearted and bring some fun to this board. You all Can"t be so serious. Have some fun. brothers in arms.

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:37

Which female board member will play the part of Davina !!



I nominate britvic vikky

MrAngry


Joined: 17/11/2008
Posts: 47

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:38

I see the faceless mod is at it again. Fair enough deleting a comment but put your name against it. Like many of the mods do.



I know Harold and Andy do plus some others. What you scared of?

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:45

another bun fight WHY THE HELL WHY guys you dont want it to serious so dont pick on the mods or on anybody else thats it from me out of here good night god bless xx

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:49

Hi Turtle

What about Notsoboredhousewife to play the part of Davina if you look at her photo she could be a Davina lookalike.

kenny

redtom


Joined: 30/12/2008
Posts: 116

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 21:58

Is That really her ? Yeh. pick her .

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 22:00

The picture of NSBH dosen't do her justice she's absolulty georgeous !

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:03

Msg19 ....who's bickering ?

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:09

Yea who's bickering?

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:14

Another thread going nowhere.

Time to break out the brandy.

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:16

Cheers AJ clink.

AlsancakJack



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Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:28

Vicki

Do you take ice with yours, just poured you out one but if you can't make it then I will just have to drink it myself.

Take care.

AJ

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:46

nicky is so beatiful as is vicki guys you would have a great time in that house im not so bad either. show what you would have to offer. i agree it is for fun so lets all have some fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:51

Ice please, but you will have to drink it yourself, otherwise 4 hours to get their!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
04/01/2009 23:55

oh brit help me out here. not one of my house mates have xxxxxxx

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:04

Lol Lilli, you would make a marvellous house mate, if I was voting I would vote for you.

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:07

And turtle has just paid you a compliment on the other site.

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:07

love you lots xxxxxx

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:08

Lilli, you would be great on BB.....................but no blatant advertising of the restraunt on your T Shirts or nighties !!!!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:21

turtle as if i would i would employ the ad agency that did the french connection ad and have fcuk gdious let them guess but sadly i will be all alone no body wants to be with me

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 00:35

LIlli if you were in that house you would be surrounded by friends, just don't wear the Guido night shirt..................Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx or fcuk!

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 01:52

Lilli/Britvic/Turtle

You would all be welcome in my house and the next time I am over in the TRNC you would be welcome to share an Efes on my patio.

Lilli I havent been a board member very long and I see that you have a restaurant if you could email off board with the address I would love to pop down one night for a meal and a chat my mate Ronaldo will probably want to join us.

I have asked for you to do it off board so people dont have a go at you for advertising is that ok.

keep posting

keep smiling

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 09:17

hi kenny b god morning. i will take you up on your offer and i will email you. none of my housemates helped me out though. lol lilli xx

negativenick


Joined: 10/11/2008
Posts: 6023

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 10:44

oy ! - what about an invite for me ??





Nick

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 11:23

evict me there's no effes in the house

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 13:39

Kennyb can I have a red wine instead?

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:45

Negativenick I will let you in as long as you stick to your news years resolution.

to become a positivenick.

kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:48

hey kenny im the only sitting tennant at the moment so please discuss with me, but its ok i love nick and ill make him positive only joking nick Kenny i will email you the details which you requested LOL lilli xxxx

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:51

littlenige

Sorry mate cant evict you yet there's a lot of money been staked on you to win the show apparently your a popular guy.Sorry forgot to tell you the Efes is underneath the big chair in the diary room but don't tell the other housemates .

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 21:56

Hi Lilli

Sorry im late getting back to you thanks for that I look forward to meeting you and enjoying a nice meal ask littlenige to give you an efes out of the diary room

LOL

Kenny

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:01

Hi Britvic

no problem with the red wine msg 40



I bought 12 bottles of Don Simon from Lemar £1 a bottle your more than welcome to a couple of bottles. LOL....

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:07

oh kenny i do not drink beer only wine but it has to be a good one or champers. you wont be able to afford to keep me in there so i will be first to go. what if i take my own can i stay. God there will be some heated discussions in there,, i will have to keep myself to myself oh well just have to analize nick. look forward to meeting you xxxxxx

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:14

Lilli

Did I read that right?

"just have to analize nick."

I think he has been done already.

AJ

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:16

Lilli

Because you only drink quality red and champers of course you can take your own in that Don Simon I offered to britvic wouldnt be to your liking

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:18

hi aj have you seen some of the ones kenny wants me with and ii cant spell analize but i wuld have my work cut out but rather that than talk about wars. are you ok lol lilli xxx

AlsancakJack



Joined: 14/08/2008
Posts: 5762

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:19

kenny B

Don Simon is great for stripping paint.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:21

kenny i couldnt even consider it thank you anyway just ordering as we speak xx

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:27

Well, I'm taking AJ'S invite at least he offered me a brandy, not paint stripper! LOL

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:42

hi britvic i will go with that as well xxxx

Lemtich



Joined: 15/02/2007
Posts: 1487

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:46

I see I didn't get an invite!



Cheers!



Lem

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 22:46

kenny have made 4 attempts to email you and keep getting them returned. i will take a risk. http://www.guidosbistro.com main alsancak lapta rd tel 05338336911. when are you coming.will i still be in the house lol lilli xxx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:06

Kenny B..Why on earth have you nominated a boring old F..t like me to go on .I dont even watch the programme on tv and I havent a clue what you are supposed to do.I could probably fall out with every body on the first night,would that be ok...

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:13

Well Coachie it's a good job I'm not in their to keep an eye on you.

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:33

My sincere apologies for offering everyone Don Simon I am not a wine drinker I have probably only ever had 10 glasses of the stuff in my life usually just to be polite at a function im a JD and coke man more than happy to share my bottle of JD with you all.

Coachie welcome to the house thats the idea millions watch the show everynight in the uk first night everybody really friendly by the end of the first week there all at each others throats except the polite and courteous of course.

If you were sat in a house with the people listed in msg 1 what would you like to discuss with them?

kenny

Harold2555



Joined: 19/04/2008
Posts: 1139

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:36

Coachie



Are you sure you don't watch the programme? You've just described the ideal housemate behaviour!



Harold2555



(alright I watched it once or twice)

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:44

Lilli

Out in March for 2 weeks will definately call by thanks for the link

I will also let Ronaldo know hes out next week for 3 weeks sure he will pop in he likes his red wine but not the paint stripper.

Lemtich

Your more than wecome to drop in next time im in the TRNC.

But invite into the house dont know mate enough problems already a MODERATOR in the house could send people over the edge.

Kenny

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
05/01/2009 23:47

Well done Harold

I think we found a closet fan in Coachie I bet he watches Im a Celebrity as well

keep posting

keep smiling

Kenny

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 02:00

Hi Lilli

The restaurant looks lovely I will speak to Ronaldo and I am sure he will pop in next week.

Me and the missus will be calling in March.

You never know maybe we could hold the Big Brothers winners party there LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Val44


Joined: 14/11/2008
Posts: 210

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 02:08

This thread is more boring than Big Brother.

Now thats saying something as nothing is as boring as BB,

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 09:45

I will only accept as long as nn gets in

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 10:00

Morning Dee , see you all in the bb house then , although i have never actually seen it , when do we get our instructions ? { i warn you i've been told i snore }

You all have a good day , Simbas

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 10:35

hi kennyb i look forward to meeting ronaldo and the both of you when you come over. i promise to educate you in a crash course on good wines. take care and thank you for the laughter xxx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 14:54

Kenny B./Harold ..It looks my big mouth got me into trouble again,but if Vitbric comes along with her bottles of red wine I guess Im in.Now shall have to see what the flight schedules are like cos I am not coming till June.If I cant get there till June does that mean I will miss it?????

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 15:04

Despite being Welsh I can do a good Geordie accent, so please can I be the voice that goes "Daaay Aaaayyyt in the Big Brother house..."



You know what I mean LOL!

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 15:48

Simbas good afternoon, if you snore I will put you in the wardrobe

simbas



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Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 16:18

I've been in worse places Dee

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 17:11

hi kitty 1 please come as my support xx

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 19:33

Due to pressure from housemates Negativenick and

Kitty 1 are now members of the BB house .

Simbas one or two housemates have been complaing about your snoring.

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 19:55

dont worry i am bringing the wine so we will sleep through it. other than that i can also supply ear plugs. god knows where they will end up. are we going to have fun now i have simbas, kitty aj and the gang we will be ok xx the guys are going to be so bored as kitty is an excellent cook. im ok on the wine front deee will start the conversation suzanne can give us shopping tips. and the boys what will you bring to the table. i forgot nige and Aj can really cook so we get a night off. by the way who supplys the ingredients. do we get a day pass out to shop xxxxx

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
06/01/2009 20:09

What can i say Kenny , is this a warning ? and am i being sent into the naughty room ?

Retards , Simbas

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 01:22

Hi Simbas

Its just an observation not a warning.

Lilli, Simbas,Kitty

Big Brother is allocating you a budget of £300 for your food/drink for one week the money is in the form of shopping vouchers to be spent at Lemar or Erdener.Sorry Suzanne no shoes to be purchased from the budget.

You will be given a pass for one hour to leave the house.

Any ideas on menus,mindful some housemates may be vegatarians and dont

forget 3 meals a day.



Dont forget also you are cooking for eleven since Izzett and Ptepike have been evicted for refusing to join in the fun.

Keep posting

keep smiling

Kenny

simbas



Joined: 16/07/2007
Posts: 5943

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 08:21

Hi Kenny , what about the alcohol budget ? surely it can't be included in the £300

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 14:20

Lol Simbas, Yeah Kenny £500 would be more realistic.

kenny b


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Posts: 211

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:21

Simbas/Lilli/kitti

Following pressure from a fellow board member.Big Brother will increase this weeks food/drink budget to £500.

Do not purchase the £1 a bottle Don Simon for health and safety reasons it may strip the lining of housemates stomachs.

You have been warned.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:26

hi kenny thank you for increasing our budget. does that include the wine for cooking you know the one for me one for the pot.we cant possibly cook with wine which we wouldnt drink. also we have to have a well stocked bar just incase moderators check on us. you keep smiling too keep happy but keep warm xx

joandjelly


Joined: 24/02/2008
Posts: 2953

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:34

Kenny, Big Brother seems to be a bit of a pushover. If you don't toughen up those girls'll be running rings round you lol!!

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:36

hi j and j you bet your life we will xxxxx

kenny b


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Posts: 211

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:37

Bloody Hell Lilli

Drinking it

Cooking with it

Stocking it up for moderators

Why dont you go all the way and ask for enough wine to have a bath in it.

Go on then why its you make it £600 budget

Kenny

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:49

Lilli

Just read on another thread you have flu.

Increase the budget to £602 and get yourself some Beechams Powders dont want your fellow housemates falling ill.

joandjelly

your comments have been noted but Lilli is a really popular housemate and I have a bit of a soft spot for her.

If the request had come from former housemate pike they would have been eating beans on toast and drinking don simon paint stripper for a week

kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 21:59

thank you kenny i will make sure i get some to go with my hot toddy. think yourself lucky i didnt ask for DOM PERIGION mind i couldbat in that, i love bubbles take care xxxxx

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 22:02

.......day ate........?

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 23:21

hi turtle ?

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
07/01/2009 23:34

Well hello Lilli, hows yer big pink lips ?

Coachie



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Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 15:39

Turtle ..You er got something going there with Hot Lips Lilli ?????

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 16:00

Ooer! I've only just noticed I got into the house...sorry housemates, you caught me napping!!!



Right, so this 600 quid food budget...how much have we already spent? And which one of us is cooking tonight? Probably shouldn't be Lilli cos she's still poorly I think. I know she is partial to a Peter's Pie which would no doubt help her feel better but one of those here would blow the whole budget and get me evicted for letting the rest of my housemates starve this week!



So, who fancies helim on toast and a few bottles of minini LOL!

littlenige



Joined: 24/12/2006
Posts: 3594

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 16:03

i want out

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 16:04

Oh dear! Don't fancy dinner with me then? :(

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 16:57

I'm Davina, not letting you out, the general public are spending thousands, to keep you their!

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:05

Can I visit the diary room please cos I need to complain about a couple of things..yes..thankyou.



firstly can you supply me with earplugs, I know Simbas said she snores but blimey she sounds like a jet bomber and most of the housemates, mainly the men are not doing their share of the housework, and I think there is some hanky panky going on as well .



Can I please have a supply of cigarettes cos I don't drink alcohol..and why hasn't nn registered in here yet, or is he being unusually quiet



Leaving diary room ...thankyou big brother.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:08

could well be coachie watch this space love xxx

Lilli



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Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:10

oh god dee now i have to ask for a budget for fags oh well girl thats you and me in the smoking room xxxx

Turtle


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Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:10

Don't tell em too much Lil ........ you know what they are like for gossiping on this board ??

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:13

You are live, please do not swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

britvic



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Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:18

A.J and Nige stop fighting! it's not Mambos you know.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:22

As nobody has accepted my dinner invitation and it looks like that might be what has prompted Nige to want to leave I think I'm going to sit on the sofa with my knees under my chin, hug a big cushion and cry.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:27

oh my poor kiitty i will always have dinner with you if you cook i will spply the wine as you know. love you lots xxxx

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 17:28

Awwww....feel better now...Kitty's purring again xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
08/01/2009 19:30

hi turte they are fine thank you but fo this programme I NOW NEED TO BE KNOWN AS LUCISIOS LIPS LILLI XXXXXXXXXX

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 00:35

Big Brother here

Sorry for the late response with post.A few production problems.

Deecyprus.

Your ear plugs and woodbines are in the diary room.Thank you for the tip off with regards to the hanky panky going on in the luxury bedroom the editor is looking to show the whole sordid episode after the 9 o clock watershed.

Turtle/lilli

OK magazine have offered 100k for exclusive photos of your wedding and an additional 50k for honeymoon pics.

Kitti/Nige

Come on Nige dont be a spoil sport an invite for dinner in the big brother garden we here Kittys a great cook.

Finally Lilli

Lucious lips be careful think of the watershed and the moderators

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny b

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 01:16

Do not forget this is Live! NO SWEARING, and don't get drunk and tell everyone you love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:33

Kitty1...Since when do pigs purrrr,thought they did a bit of the old grrrunt thing...

No1Doyen


Joined: 04/07/2008
Posts: 16617

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 18:43

It's eviction night. I wonder who is going out....................

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
09/01/2009 19:47

Eviction night update

Ukturk and Littlenige are both up for eviction who goes you decide.

One of the above will be replaced by a forum member later tonight.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 08:21

Big Brother, Woodbines ..WOODBINES..ahem, excuse me, Silk Cut please, I am a lady you know



Thankyou for your kindness :- )

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 09:11

hi kenny good morning, you are a good negiatiot wonder where we will go on honeymoon. they will love my lips and beg for the surgeons phone number. who is leaving xxxas you know we dont know until they go xxx

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 10:18

My nomination for eviction is littlenige cos he wants to go

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 16:54

Coachie...pigs don't purr, I agree. But Kitties do!

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:02

Big Brither Here

Littlenige you have been evicted.

Bella and Take a Break will be in touch looking to publish your life story.Unlike Lilli /Turtle that attract the quality mags like OK.

Dee we have exchanged the Woodbines for Silk Cut if you decide you want to pack the fags in big brother can supply patches.

Your new housemate will be joining you later tonight?

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:07

Thankyou big brother, at least I won't keep everyone awake coughing over the woodbines ..big brother I tried the patches but they gave me nightmares, told doc and he said go back to your fags girl, there is less nicotine and tar in SC than in the patches lol!



Hve you sorted out the hankypanky cos all I heard last night was ohhh ahhhh, oh stop it, don't stop, wow is that what I think it is, and lastly omg, I'm arriving, didn't know trains passed thru here

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:18

It would appear from the video footage that it was Turtle and Lilli getting it on under the blankets.Both have been called to the diary room and warned of their future conduct.

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:26

oh dee soory if we kept you awake, ae the patches like hrt cos they get stuck everywhere. didnt hea you coughing kitty was purring too much, are you sur it was e cos i think the cat got the cream... sorry to loose nige he is my mate xx

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 19:28

ops and we tried so hard to be discret, still should rake in millions are you keeping the footage any is there copyright on it. did nige go gracefullly please tell xx

britvic



Joined: 05/09/2008
Posts: 3039

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 20:18

How did the crowd meet Nige any booing?

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:26

Hi Kitty .. Being the perrrrrfect pig were you????

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
10/01/2009 21:28

hi did nige boo how did he react. my loely nige being the first victim oudnt stand our food, but he does love my wine. nige babe you are back to another bb xxxx

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
11/01/2009

Sorry guys, I'll try to purr a little quieter tonight. Perhaps if I finish all the don simon it will knock me out cold so no chance of any purring at all! If I do finish it all can Coachie or Nick please make sure Lilli and Dee don't come too close to me with matches or lit cigarettes cos we know how flammable paint stripper can be!

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 01:18

Lilli/Britvic

The crowd outside the house went wild no boos for nige.

His interview with Davina was a bit of an eye opener his comments about Lilli and Turtles behaviour in the bedroom,pool and even the jacuzzi left Davina blushing..

Kitty

Big Brother can provide a confidential counselling service if you feel the demon drink is getting a bit to indulgent,viewers have been emailing the production team they are worried that wants you've finished the paint stripper you will make a start on the meths.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 16:41

hi kenny is nige ok does he need coincilling or has max clifford got hold of him. kitty downing the dom simon thought i had educated that girl. working on it as we speak as she is one classy pussycat, all behaving vey well but yo may have to increase the budget. am i still on with o k. i have started my book ready for the offers what percentage do you expect please. no then dont be jealous every body needs someone to cuddle up with xxxxxxxxx

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 20:24

Hi Lilli

Nige is fine just seen him on sky breaking news leaving Max Cliffords office.

Good news on your autobiography Coachie as offered to ghost write it for a decent percentage lets hope no skeletons come out the cupboard?

Big Brother as set the housemates a new task

A kareoke machine is to be made available later tonight for the housemates each housemate will need to sing a song from their favourite artist song book

in order to win thre challenge all housemates must sing.

If the housemates are successfull a crate of Don Perigion and a carton of silk cut will be awarded.

If you fail the challlenge its half a bottle of Don Simon and half ounce of golden virginia but no rizzla papers

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 20:31

BB i cant sing to save my life but i will give it a go...I will survive ...gloria gaynor cos we gonna lose for sure ....lol





Lilli I am gonna do a deal with the News of the World for my story of sleepless nights cos of your shannanighans with turtle ...they will pay me loadsa dosh ....oh well golden virginia..I betta work hard on my vocals

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 20:32

kennythats not a skeleton in Lillis cupboard ,its you know whooooo,funny looking thing with a hump on his back.Thought he had escaped from Notre Damme...

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 21:27

hi dee i am tone deaf but that is such a girls song we should perform together, dont worry about the fags spent some of the budget on a stash coachie is right thy are not skeletonst hey are silk cut disguised. come on the girls. now kenny if you can get them all from the footie we can plan our kaarioke or hari kari love from us all xxx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 21:51

Lilli.. if the singing is going to be that bad I think hari kari might be in order...

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
11/01/2009 21:57

hiya coachie cant speak about my friends but im good a other things not singing so maybe i will go for that option also if i have time xxxxx

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 00:01

Good evening housemates

Please do not swear you are live on channel 4 and the moderators are watching.

Congratulations for passing today's karaoke challenge

Viewers were particularly impressed with=

Kiki Deecyprus rendition of "Don't go breaking my heart"

Lilli with the 60,s scaffold hit "Lilli the pink"[LIPS]

And what about Negativenick Kershaw "I wont let the sun go down on me"

As a special reward not only champers and fags but a 5 course meal later tonight for the 3 mentioned above.

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Turtle


Joined: 28/05/2007
Posts: 2669

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 00:07

Coachie "the bells the bells" or is it "the wedding bells" ?

deecyprus4


Joined: 27/07/2008
Posts: 3452

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 06:53

Woohoo, we eat well tonight, thankyou BB, I think Sony might be ready to sign us up now, Lilli and nn we need to think of a name to call our band.

Kitty1


Joined: 15/03/2007
Posts: 683

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 11:58

Having spent most of the weekend comatosed due to the don simone, I would just like to say thank you to BB for his kind offer of help and to the viewers for their concern!



I only did it cos I thought it might stop my purring which I think was annoying the other housemates :(



I am very happy that they managed to win their challenge this weekend and have a lovely meal, even if I did completely miss it! Back now though and Lilli I promise, no more nasty wine for Kitty.

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 15:28

good girl kitty didnt like you to miss out on all the fun leave that paint stripper alone girl remember what i taught you xxx

Coachie



Joined: 29/07/2008
Posts: 2135

Message Posted:
12/01/2009 16:38

Turtle..If I was like him I think it would be" hells bells"...

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 02:10

just had a very interesting chat with my felow inmates because of my activiities i have negeled them, we are together now wining and dining and baring our souls watch this space. kenny do you have a mole xxxxxxxxx i

kenny b


Joined: 12/09/2008
Posts: 211

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 02:58

Lilli

Big Brother cameras see everything

Big Brother microphones hear everything

Be careful Lilli reputation is everything



Big Brother will be back later this evening with another challenge for housemates?

Keep posting

Keep smiling

Kenny

Lilli



Joined: 21/07/2008
Posts: 13081

Message Posted:
13/01/2009 08:25

kenny we are being as discreet as we can given the circumstances xxxx