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No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 11:32 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 1 of 12 in Discussion |
| I've been informed that these are the 'new' words for 2009. SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bo**ocks. BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. SALMON DAY.. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 11:33 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 2 of 12 in Discussion |
| PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'). GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.. |
fire starter
Joined: 19/06/2008 Posts: 3401
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 11:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 3 of 12 in Discussion |
| nice one doyen i have had a sh-t week and you just made me smile, thank you. |
SAFFI
Joined: 01/07/2008 Posts: 342
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 11:54 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 4 of 12 in Discussion |
| Very funny No1 I shall have to remember some of those Saffi |
No1Doyen
Joined: 04/07/2008 Posts: 16617
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 11:56 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 5 of 12 in Discussion |
| I must admit the 'greyhound' had me smiling. |
authentichoccie
Joined: 09/01/2008 Posts: 481
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 12:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 6 of 12 in Discussion |
| I love the millenium domes one! Wicked well done No1!! |
Mindy
Joined: 27/10/2008 Posts: 1210
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 12:02 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 7 of 12 in Discussion |
| thought they were excellent,especially Salmon day, think some of us can equate to that one living here, just need to remember them now. |
LeylaS
Joined: 21/01/2009 Posts: 39
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 12:08 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 8 of 12 in Discussion |
| PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. Very good My kind of solution! |
spangles
Joined: 22/10/2008 Posts: 411
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 12:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 9 of 12 in Discussion |
| Well done No 1 Doyen very funny. I loved 1 and 2 still smiling at them. |
OLDGIRL
Joined: 02/10/2008 Posts: 118
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 13:01 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 10 of 12 in Discussion |
| Monkey Bath is my favourite ,thank you for making us all smile in the office and keep them coming. x |
irishwrath
Joined: 22/12/2008 Posts: 124
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 13:02 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 11 of 12 in Discussion |
| Some of them are very funny, good find. |
ROBnJO
Joined: 30/06/2008 Posts: 1289
Message Posted: 23/01/2009 13:50 | Join or Login to Reply | Message 12 of 12 in Discussion |
| It's not actually a new one,... my wifes been using it for years,... FEMIPULATION. Rob ;-( |
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